Alice, 13 days ago I like to live life on the edge by never orgasming.
I like to live life on the edge by never orgasming.
tuban_muzuru, 13 days ago @Alice ... so God's making Adam and Eve... "Okay people, I'm getting to the bottom of my box of parts - who wants to pee standing up? "Memememe !" shouts Adam, jumping up and down. "Fine" says God. "Okay, last item, multiple orgasm."
@Alice
... so God's making Adam and Eve...
"Okay people, I'm getting to the bottom of my box of parts - who wants to pee standing up?
"Memememe !" shouts Adam, jumping up and down.
"Fine" says God. "Okay, last item, multiple orgasm."
amiserabilist, 13 days ago @tuban_muzuru i have seen the state of ladies toilets and have questions. @Alice
@tuban_muzuru
i have seen the state of ladies toilets and have questions.
Alice, 13 days ago @amiserabilist @tuban_muzuru That's because we stand on the toilet seat while we pee.
@amiserabilist @tuban_muzuru That's because we stand on the toilet seat while we pee.
tuban_muzuru, 13 days ago @Alice @amiserabilist What's badly needed is a better engineered bit of porcelain exclusively for women.
@Alice @amiserabilist
What's badly needed is a better engineered bit of porcelain exclusively for women.
amiserabilist, 13 days ago @tuban_muzuru https://www.amazon.co.uk/female-urination-device/s?k=female+urination+device @Alice
https://www.amazon.co.uk/female-urination-device/s?k=female+urination+device
Alice, 13 days ago @amiserabilist @tuban_muzuru I 3D printed a little funnel and tube that spirals around my leg like a water slide so I can pee while standing.
@amiserabilist @tuban_muzuru I 3D printed a little funnel and tube that spirals around my leg like a water slide so I can pee while standing.
amiserabilist, 13 days ago @Alice i remain convinced someone peed on me as i was going down on them. @tuban_muzuru
i remain convinced someone peed on me as i was going down on them.
Alice, 13 days ago @amiserabilist @tuban_muzuru Your conclusion is likely valid. https://beige.party/@Alice/112095854699479736
@amiserabilist @tuban_muzuru Your conclusion is likely valid.
https://beige.party/@Alice/112095854699479736
Kierkegaanks, 13 days ago @Alice This post made me go listen to the prog song close to the edge by yes that has been following me around for a while. That cacophony… i blame cocaine
@Alice This post made me go listen to the prog song close to the edge by yes that has been following me around for a while.
That cacophony… i blame cocaine
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