jlm, 21 days ago

@Mrfunkedude
Rabbits, it ain't no fun when the rabbit has the ___

windhorse, 22 days ago

@Mrfunkedude A unicorn with a thumb instead of a horn

Mrfunkedude, 22 days ago

@windhorse WHY ARE YOU TEMPTING ME TO USE A.I.?!?

jprestonian, 22 days ago

@windhorse @Mrfunkedude
Wait.

Is the thumb in the center of its forehead, or beside one of its hooves?

windhorse, 22 days ago

@jprestonian @Mrfunkedude Its forehead.

jprestonian, 22 days ago

@windhorse @Mrfunkedude
Is it normal-sized, or large?

Mrfunkedude, 22 days ago

@jprestonian @windhorse I just wanted to thank you all for my nightmares tonight.

SailorDisco, 22 days ago

@Mrfunkedude Geese. The gang at my local park are scary enough without thumbs.

Mrfunkedude, 22 days ago

@SailorDisco ok... but where would the thumbs go???

SailorDisco, 22 days ago

@Mrfunkedude I’m guessing midway down their wings, like where a bat’s claws are placed.

GayDeceiver, 22 days ago

@Mrfunkedude cats — they wouldn’t need us anymore and would start running the world from the foreground.

Mrfunkedude, 22 days ago

@GayDeceiver THE HORROR!!!

Day one: Gain thumbs
Day two: Learn to work a can opener
Day three: World domination.

smellsofbikes, 22 days ago

@Mrfunkedude I mean raccoons already have thumbs so too late there I guess.

farah, 22 days ago

@Mrfunkedude Spiders

Mrfunkedude, 22 days ago

@farah That's just straight up evil. No one would ever go to Australia.