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GayDeceiver

@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Been told I’m funny.

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I just learned that Clint Howard has made an appearance in ST:TOS, ST:DS9, ST:Ent, ST:Dis, and ST:SNW.

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"Girl! She got a ghost! It's her baby daddy!"
"That's so cringe. I got a jilted Victorian bride left at the altar."
"You're all so lucky! I don't even get a poltergeist!"

GayDeceiver, to random
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I don't have anger issues, but people know to give me a wide berth first thing in the morning ... for I am not civilized or empathetic until I've been properly caffeinated.

GayDeceiver, to random
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"They were told not to place the mirrors facing each other in the room. We caught the creatures from the horror dimension on time to save the town, but not them. I'll call the cleanup crew."

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“People put old-timey ventriloquist dummies and old Victorian porcelain dolls all over their houses because they can, never asking if they should. No one tells them that too many of them together open the gates between dimension. All that’s left is to clean blood and gore from walls and ceilings.”

GayDeceiver,
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@Sir_Osis_of_Liver oh my … sounds like a weird hallway. Ew.

GayDeceiver,
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@Sir_Osis_of_Liver nope. Nope nope.

atomicpoet, to random
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Ivan “The Terrible” Boesky, the man who coined the phrase “Greed is good”, is now dead.

He eventually went to jail for insider trading, and was forced to pay a $100M fine.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/article/2024/may/20/ivan-boesky-wall-street-financier-dead

GayDeceiver,
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@atomicpoet

I mean … sad another life has ended … ever sadder that I don’t have time to get in the line of people waiting to dance on his grave.

GayDeceiver, to random
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One thing that I have learned from Gen-Z is that if I go out to eat, I make sure to stack all the plates and the trash neatly, so the table can be bussed faster.

I think that is a good gesture.

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Fish in the break room microwave.

No one will own up to it.

GayDeceiver, to HashtagGames
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The Three Party Problem


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Because of my previous involvement with a religious club, I have more than a few acquaintances that earned their MRS Degree along with a Bachelor’s Degree in [Fill in the blank].

Most of them are either divorced or in very unhappy marriages.

Few are still happily married to the one they married in college.

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What is your dream road trip? Where would you start? Where would you end up? What stops would you make along the way? It can be short or long, whatever interests you!

GayDeceiver,
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@RickiTarr my dream road trip is from Los Angeles to Monterey via Hwy 101. It’s beautiful, it’s soothing, and there are so many cool stops along the way. One of the must stops is the Monterey Bay Aquarium.

GayDeceiver,
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@RickiTarr if you ever get a chance do it. It might work better if you start in Santa Barbara … if it’s a vacation type thing.

GayDeceiver, to HashtagGames
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“HULK SMASH BECAUSE HULK NOT KNOW EMOTIONAL REGULATION SKILLS.”


GayDeceiver, to random
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Why did the punk cross the road?

He was stapled to the chicken.

GayDeceiver, to random
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What is the difference between sexy and kinky?

Sexy is a feather

Kinky is the whole chicken

GayDeceiver, to random
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Sex so good, Alexa sends you flowers.

GayDeceiver, to random
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It takes a village

to appease the dark spirit

GayDeceiver, to random
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Live

Laugh

Let the curse run its course

GayDeceiver, to HashtagGames
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“I’m a Lumberjack” is pure propaganda about the glorious, manly man life of woodcutters


Mrfunkedude, to random
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Which animal would you be the most afraid of if it gained thumbs?

GayDeceiver,
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@Mrfunkedude cats — they wouldn’t need us anymore and would start running the world from the foreground.

GayDeceiver, to random
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He’s the Jack Lalane of Gossip columnists.

GayDeceiver, to HashtagGames
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“Oh My! Being a Starfleet Family, Fathers, Husbands, and Ourselves” by Hikaro and Ben Sulu


GayDeceiver, to HashtagGames
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“I Am Uhura - Holding My Own in the Boy’s Club” by Nyota Uhura


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