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Mrfunkedude, 7 hours ago to random

Which animal would you be the most afraid of if it gained thumbs?

ElleGray, 10 hours ago to random

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farah, 14 hours ago to random

There should be an archive for legendary tumblr posts. Or does it exist already?

Mrfunkedude, 14 hours ago to random

Why were they "Ninja Turtles" and not "Turtle Ninjas"?

And since they spent most of their time on land, wouldn't they have been tortoises?

farah, 1 day ago to random

Anyway back to shitposting

farah, 1 day ago to random

I’m putting proper fish and chips in my bucket list. Sorry Americans, but your chips are terrible

the_etrain, 1 day ago to random

I'm off my rocker today. More so than usual.

farah, 1 day ago to random

Peppa Pig Lofi Songs

No I’m not joking

the_etrain, 1 day ago to random

Whoa buddy. It's a bio, not a confessional booth.

RickiTarr, 1 day ago (edited 1 day ago) to random

What advice would you give to someone just starting out in a relationship?

Mine might sound kind of dark in relation to the question, but here goes:

People change, and they should, it's part of being a person. Some people are lucky, and they change in the same direction, but some don't, and that's okay too. There's no shame in leaving a relationship or changing the nature of a relationship that no longer serves you. We are all taught that every relationship, whether romantic or friendship, is supposed to last forever, but nothing is forever, and forcing something that no longer works, just ends in anger and bitterness. Knowing when to let go is as important as knowing when to hold on through a rough patch, and how to know either of those things is the most cliché advice of all, COMMUNICATE.

farah, 3 days ago to random

Ask your doctor if screaming into the void is right for you. Side effects may include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, sudden death or extra-dimensional transportation to netherworlds accompanied by rashes on extremities

farah, 3 days ago to random

I need to buy but new graphic shirt because apparently I’ve gone up a size. Where did you get your favorite ones?

My favorite is a black tee with white text that says Minnesota that I got from my trip to Duluth. It was a good trip

QueenOfCoffee, 3 days ago to random

I'm making meatloaf. This has turned my younger two into aspiring attorneys.

GrimmReality, 3 days ago to random

I WOULD DO CRAB LEGS BUT THEY DON'T HAVE THOSE

And you never get full eating crab legs. Maybe because you're actually doing work when you eat them. And I would smash and eat soooo many crab legs. The crab leg shells would just stack up in mounds on the table and spill over. Waitstaff would be crying. The assistant manager would be in the back room desperately calling corporate.
https://beige.party/@farah/112441032388867652

farah, 3 days ago to random

I need to do one of those endless shrimp deals at least once before all the red lobsters shut down