jpm, to random
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Me, earlier, to wife: I swear toddler’s face has changed today since she woke up

Wife, just now, to toddler: actually your face HAS changed today, you look like dad now!

Little Miss 5: no! She’s cute!

Thanks kiddo

Ghandralph, to random
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Please allow me this cross post, just this one:

liamvhogan, to random
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I had my lunch in the park. I walk by a children’s playground where a kid was experiencing the absolute peak of life that being a small child has to offer: swinging very high on a swing. Just squealing delight

jpm,
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@liamvhogan this is the wholesome content we deserve. Some of us are lucky enough to enjoy this shared joy daily

elb, to random
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I just went out to get my kid off the bus. It's cold outside, so I put on a gray pea coat over my T-shirt and blue plaid flannel pajama pants. It's snowing, so I added a black wool Stetson. Then the bus was late (probably due to the 2" of snow on the ground), so I pulled on some tan leather lined work gloves and shoveled the walk.

Fortunately it was my younger who was getting off the bus, and she is rather a sartorial free spirit. My older would have been mortified. #DadLife

robertdalton, to art
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I love how they love and ❤️

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jpm, to random
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Digging fossilised pieces of toast out of the high chair

robertdalton, to DadBin
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This weekend, take the time to be with your 👪 and loved ones. Strengthen your relationships and create lasting memories together. Our families are why we work hard and strive for success 💪, so let's cherish our moments with them. ❤️

jpm, to random
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Hey Siri how do you clean toddler vomit off this iPhone?

jpm, (edited )
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Have kids they said, it’ll be fun they said. How many times have you been spewed on today? (pets count as kids for the purposes of this poll)

grubbslinger, to pokemontcg

Hey anybody on the Fediverse got experience with the ? I got the My First Battle box for my 5 year old and he loves it. We played for two hours and he wanted to play more today. He rarely does anything longer than an hour before wanting to move on.

Question I have is where I should go from there? He’s fairly good a remembering details and rules but I don’t want to start dropping a bunch of rules on him right now away. I can see the starter decks get tired after a bit though so I am wondering what’s the best slow growth path for him?

I also want to try to stave off the addiction that is opening boosters. I know it’s a feature of TCG but I also know how easy it is to fall into the hole of MORE and I’m trying to teach him consuming with purpose, not just getting stuff to have more stuff you know? So things that provide the most bang for your dollar would be best.

gs, to transit
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I’m at this stage of life

jovial_cynic, to Parenting
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When my oldest was about 3 or 4 years old, she was hanging out with me at my work desk. I saw a pop-up on my computer that said "USB device not recognized," and I looked down and saw her with a USB cord in her mouth.

"It's SPICY!" she said, and kept touching it w/ her tongue.

jpm, to random
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Well that’s a significant parenting achievement unlocked: little miss 5 cooked us all dinner tonight!

Crumbed chicken tender wraps. She put the frozen chicken tenders into the pre-heated and hot air-fryer basket, put the lettuce, tomato, cheese, and mayo on the wraps, and put the cooked chicken on them too. So proud of her, and she’s so proud of herself too.

jpm, to random
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Solidarity to all the parents whose first kid is starting school over the next/last week or two. Little miss 5 is starting prep tomorrow, and there’s a real excited/nervous energy in the house this afternoon.

jpm, to random
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Wife: how did you get tuna up your nose?
Me: are you talking to little miss 5 or babby?

David, to Parenting

Daily cleaning routine

saltedphotons, to hiking

Photo of my son laying on a fallen redwood. Nobody has thicker trunks than the west coast of America.

📍 Jedediah Smith Redwoods SP, California
🗓️ 30th July 2023
📸 iPhone SE (3rd generation)

#TreeTuesday #ThickTrunkTuesday #Hiking #Nature #RoadTrip #California #Redwoods #Trees #DadLife #StateParks #Wilderness #Forest #Summer #ShotOniPhone #iPhonePhotography

cory, to random
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Our daughter told me that I'm weird. To which I responded that she was correct and it's a situation that is unlikely to improve with age.

shwnwllms,
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@cory I always thought I was going to be a “cool dad” but my 7 year old already thinks I’m a weirdo.

rafe, to Introvert
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New #Introduction for a new year!

Hi, I'm Rafe! That's pronounced "Rayf" and I am just some dude from #OgdenUtah.

I would describe myself as an awkward #introvert with a tendency to come across as the opposite until a conversation starts and I forget how human interactions are supposed to work. There's also the #ADHD factor where my brain loves to just go AWOL in the middle of things.

I toot mostly about #DnD, random #life updates, personal #projects, #DadLife, weird niche #powerMetal & #symphonicMetal, and #outdoors stuff. I really enjoy #camping, #geocaching, and #hiking with intent to do much more of that this year.

Also in 2024, I'm planning to do more #miniaturePainting, #reading, #retroComputing shenanigans, and maybe even start that #TTRPG actual-play #podcast that got shelved in 2023.

⚠️ There are very infrequent posts about politics & religion from my #progressive #atheist #American viewpoint. I try to avoid it but sometimes things must be said. On the rare occasions that I do post about those or any other serious, controversial topics, I do my best to keep it civil and always put it behind a content warning.

jpm, to DadBin
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Such a moment this evening. My eldest made her which prompted a about the best materials to use, how to assemble them, and when it’s appropriate to use them

ChrisHolladay, to random
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I am now officially the father of a teenager as of today ..13 years old ..,...I never thought I would see a day like this ...let alone announce it.
I love my not so little mini-me to death....😍
Happy Birthday S !!!!

-me

sand, to Parenting

My 6y/o kid likes to save the shipping packaging from our online orders for crafts. She flattens them and puts them away in the basement.

She hasn't made a single craft yet. I'm starting to think she's just a hoarder.

sand, to Parenting

I never knew how little free time I would have after becoming a father and homeowner.

Unless I wake up at 5am and go to bed at 2am, I don't have any time for myself for self-care or side projects & interests...

Adulting... ugh

sand, to Help

Ladies,
Despite my best efforts, I am still unable to read my wife's mind.

Sooo... what does a 40y/o wife want for Christmas? I need ideas... as I spent all my money and creativity on Christmas lights this year...

Ps.: Don't say oral 😎 😋

jpm, to random
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Today’s moment, giving bub some solids for dinner.

Partner: oh are those the carrot puffs? She doesn’t like those. Put some hommus on a cracker she likes that

Me: does

Partner: it’s interesting to see her developing her food taste preferences

Baby: licking hommus off the crackers

Me: yep, I don’t think she is a sweet tooth. Here you go kiddo, have some hommus on a spoon

SrRochardBunson, to random

Wisdom from a 5 year old:

"Why do we have to pay money for everything we get?

Everything could be like a dollar."

The kids are all right...

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