BrianTransplant, to random

Is it just me, or did some of the PS1-era Resident Evil movies take some musical inspiration from this score?

BrianTransplant, to random

"...And it was right here! And I heard a voice say 'Zuul!'"

BrianTransplant, to random

Is that the Ghostbusters 2 mood slime?

optiMSTie, to random

I'd love to stay up for more of The Last Drive-In, but I keep zonking out, and I'll be getting up early in the morning, so I'm gonna tap out and save the rest of this for another day.

Thanks for making this a ridiculously good time. Peace, g'night, take care, and happy viewing, y'all!

BrianTransplant, to random

I can see why they changed the title. "Seven Doors of Death" sounds like the absolute best martial arts movie. That would be a total bait-and-switch.

optiMSTie, to random

"Just kidding, the show's not going to be on next year."

HOW DARE YOU

optiMSTie, to random

BOBCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT :D

BrianTransplant, to random

If I saw that happen to someone, I'd be out of there in a hurry. Wouldn't even leave a note. Once I was halfway around the world, maybe I'd mail a postcard. Except I wouldn't want anyone to know my new address.

optiMSTie, to random

That can't POSSIBLY smell pleasant.

optiMSTie, to random

"Well, I'm not paying for THAT."

optiMSTie, to random

She's just checking on him because he's getting paid by the hour, not by the job.

BrianTransplant, to random

This is the weirdest Visine commercial.

optiMSTie, to random

Uh, brakes, maybe?

optiMSTie, to random

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

optiMSTie, to random

I'd like to think that, like the plumber before him, the locksmith will also waste no time pulling out a hammer and KNOCKING DOWN A WHOLE BUNCH OF WALLS JUST BECAUSE.

BrianTransplant, to random

This guy's kind of like Torgo without the hat.

optiMSTie, to random

"Well, while I'm down here, I'll just take the liberty of HAMMERING DOWN ADDITIONAL WALLS"

BrianTransplant, to random

Wait, wait, wait! Does the plumber open a path to hell?

Because I'm pretty sure they remade this as an animated feature about a Nintendo game. Chris Pratt and Jack Black do voice acting in it.

optiMSTie, to random

PROTIP: never tell your plumber "I hope it isn't too serious."

Because it will be too serious.

BrianTransplant, to random

The license plate: "Jesus Christ is the answer."

The question: What will I be saying over and over throughout this film?

optiMSTie, to random

HOLY HELL, THAT'S NOT AN ALARM CLOCK, THAT'S A DEAFENING CLOCK

BrianTransplant, to random

Oh, man. This movie's wild already. Ernest and Mario merged into one dude, then they threw him off a scaffold.

optiMSTie, to random

"All I inherited was the hotel. At least let me finish the plans."

A number of Three Stooges shorts have begun in this very manner.

optiMSTie, to random

Can't you just open a gateway to that nice place that serves those good snacks? What about THAT gateway?

BrianTransplant, to random

"You unholy warlock!"

That's pretty much how they greeted me daily in my rural high school.

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