If you're at the Alaska state fair, stop by the Mat-Su College Cabin on the Red Trail. There's free stuff, mostly decent people, and a little bit of an escape from whatever #Country concert is going on.
Confuse the hell out of everyone -- say you heard about them on the #Fediverse.
And while you're there, ask if you can win a Mystery Tube! We periodically give out these cylinders of wonder, these treasure-bearing geometric oddities!