Zen Master Seung Sahn said "Silence is better than holiness, so opening your mouth is a big mistake."
Indeed, this is wise. But if you do make this big mistake, make sure you do it for the Church of the SubGenius. Our Sensei teaches the Zen of Insanity. Send $2 for a life changing booklet: Http://www.subgenius.com #subgenius #zen
Graphic used in announcing a SubGenius social from "The Leicester Evening Mail" for 13 June 1934.
Like any social gathering except there's some measure of "Bob" talk and likely a Dobbshead in the vicinity.
You and friends at somebody's home, or monthly at a bar or restaurant, or five times a day with thousands of co-religionists in the middle of the street... slack takes many forms.
You have permission. You have what you need for YOUR local SubGenius social.
Special thanks to all my fellow SubGenii who tuned in last night for SOMETHING NEW TO DIE FOR. You are all beautiful mutants worthy of regeneration. We shall have another SubGenius-themed show soon. Take care and remember . . . fuck em' if they can't take a joke.
Okay, again, this is my fault for not learning the lesson from all the previous times this has happened.
However: I have been standing naked at the end of my driveway, covered in green paint, with balloons & flowers, awaiting the Xist Saucers...and nothing.
Zip.
Zero.
Nada.
While warmer than the past few weeks, still in the 40s here in SW Ohio. For those of us with excitable natures, maybe append "this IS a DRILL" at the end of such notifications?
Friend, I can promise you that neither all people, nor most people, nor many people, think like I think. Promise. I don't even think like myself, given enough time.
OK everyone, the Vault of Slack print copies have SOLD OUT. Now, to promote slack, we are releasing a FREE (but you can donate) PDF of the first issue!
But @RevXenoFact surely the pinks aren't ready for that much Slack at once!
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Maybe you should serialize it & give them the extended release version?
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That's awesome of you to do that! Just like with student loans, I have no ill will towards people getting it for free, just because I paid for it. I have years of Slack to get out of my copy!
The Red Cross likes to give out shirts to platelet donors. This one speaks to my "Northern Tibetan heritage", if you know what I mean. #SubGenius#blood#platelets