Has this dude not seen the #wildebeest he's dating? His #girlfriend looks like a creature from the #DarkCrystal. Given that her big, beefy arms could rip his head off, I guess he doesn't want to get on her bad side. #BrianGlenn is the definition of a "#beta".
To die in a ditch, alone, bleeding and bludgeoned - a demise where no hand of another is found to hold yours at the very end.
And yet, as silently as the #Wildebeest passsed, without any fanfare, it is celebrated by most Fedizens - with Burgers 🍔 and beers 🍻 🍺 .
To die the death of such a loser without notice is comical - and even though the news has travelled slow, it reverberates through the #Fediverse without sympathy from anyone: