aiglesiasn, to random

Last week I attended PHPTek 2024 in Chicago, this was my first time in a PHP Conference. It was such an extraordinary experience that I’m looking forward to make the flight from Quito, Ecuador to the US again next year for PHPTek 2025.

Thank you very very much to the sponsors @compassioncode @packagist @zend @sensiolabs @Vonage @OSMHhelp @PubNub @vehikl @FusionAuth and @DevITjobs as they make this conferences possible!! See you again next year!!

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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Here is a blog post I wrote a few years ago about my NeoVim setup — should be more like what people who were in my talk are expecting https://grumpy-learning.com/blog/2022/12/13/current-neovim-setup/

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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Lesson for potential and current speakers — my talk today didn’t go over as well as I wanted. The audience had different expectations and feedback was helpful. This happens to every speaker at one time or another.

grmpyprogrammer,
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I wanted to talk about approaching tools in general, audience wanted me to run through more interactive examples of NeoVim and PHP. Sometimes you take the L.

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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If you were in my (Neo)Vim for PHP talk, here's a gist with my NeoVim config stuff in it. Hope you find it useful https://gist.github.com/chartjes/3547d86884b9dee5d72769c8be780aa2

mwop, to random
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Hey, / folks: Raffle drawing for the four small denim elephpants and 4 @zend hats is happening at 1:40pm - that's in 10 minutes! Head over and find out if you won!

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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One of the interesting things of being a long-time member of a programming community is that you can do a ton of work (in my case test-writing evangelism), then drop out of it, come back, and be welcomed with open arms (or maybe they are too scared of me to reject me)

mwop, to random
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Reminder to folks at - the @zend booth is raffling off the small elephpants and hats at 1:40pm. If you haven't entered yet, stop by before then!

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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It’s good to see @ramsey share his personal discovery that when he was looking for a job nobody gave a shit about all the amazing OSS contributions he made.

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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I have neglected to mention my Interns while at but here they are hoping I never come back

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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Thanks to everyone who came to my talk about CQRS — first iterations of talks can be rough but I hit all the stuff I wanted to talk about

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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This morning after the keynote I will be taking about CQRS and design patterns

nauleyco, to random
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🐘🐘🐘

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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TIL about “congenital naysayers” — a great label for a lot of behaviours that frustrate me

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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Got to the hotel and checked in — see some of you folks at the speakers’ dinner

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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One last stop in St. Joseph MI before the nightmare that is Chicago traffic.

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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Stopped in Marshal MI to charge.

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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Just stopped in Flint MI to charge the MuskMobile on my way to

ramsey, (edited ) to mastodon
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Is there a way to do an “OR” search for hashtags on ? Or maybe one of the apps has implemented this? @MonaApp, do you support this?

I want to do a search like this:

OR OR

Then, I want to save or bookmark it, so I can check it regularly as a separate “feed.”

(Edit: I know about the advanced interface, but I’m on mobile, specifically iOS.)

nauleyco, to random
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Packed! PHPConJapan x 4 and PHP8 x 2 🐘
I'll be in PHP[tek] this week. If you are interested in trading, please let me know😉

grmpyprogrammer, to MagicTheGathering
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Just a reminder to folks that I will be at #phptek24 next week talking about CQRS and NeoVim and whatever other shenanigans I get up to. I also will be be bringing my #magicthegathering cube with me for 4 or 8 player drafting fun

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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I’ll be at in a few weeks giving a talk about CQRS (secretly a design patterns talk) and NeoVim for PHP Developers (secretly a talk about deeply learning tools)

grmpyprogrammer, to random
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I had an intrusive thought to give my talks while wearing a luchador mask but probably can’t find one big enough for my melon of a head.

awoodsnet, to php
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Are you in the venn diagram overlap of

  1. Attending PHP Tek 2024
  2. Wanting to lose weight (at least 30 lbs)

It’s difficult to stay motivated on your own. It would be great to support each other from until Tek, then meetup and see the results in person at Tek.

Who’s in? i want to organize a group.



derickr, to random
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Looks like I have a tutorial (Writing PHP Extensions) and a talk (Better Debugging with @Xdebug) accepted for php[tek] 23! (I hope they meant 2024 ;-) ).

/cc @phptek

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