Binder

Binder, 16 minutes ago to random

Bcc is short for Broadcom Can’t Communicate

Binder, 1 hour ago to random

It’s true, it does age a person

Binder, 2 hours ago to random

I, for one, am grateful that Zoom puts the Escape This Bullshit button just inside a corner in the UI so I can always claim that I was resizing the window if anyone questions me just leaving the silly meeting.

Binder, 2 hours ago to random

What if this whole time that people have been clamoring for more & better UI, cos thought we were saying AI?

Binder, 2 hours ago to random

My advice for young careerists: practice making the sounds which other people interpret as thinking. You can buy yourself a lot of time by making those noises instead of answering questions from your boss.

Binder, 2 hours ago to random

When you give someone a penny for their thoughts, you are compensating in reticents.

Binder, 3 hours ago to random

When I get too distracted by the pleasures of the flesh to steam the milk, my coffee becomes a cafe au lay.

Binder, 3 hours ago to random

Interstate Love Thong

Binder, 20 hours ago to random

I love when the bots go awry

Binder, 22 hours ago to cooking

I guess I’m #cooking mushrooms. Nothing fancy, nearly By The Bittman Book.

Binder, 23 hours ago to random

The neighbors think I’m afraid of their dog because every time the dog gets close to me, they follow the dog to me & I move away.

Binder, 23 hours ago to random

Wtf is an Apache Flink

Binder, 1 day ago to random

A man’s reach should exceed his grasp or what’s a beverage for?

Binder, 1 day ago to random

When something is ‘subcutaneous’, that means it’s insufficiently cute.

Binder, 1 day ago to random

Dropped my phone & the case split open 🥲

Binder, 1 day ago to random

Kill the government in your head.

Binder, 1 day ago to random

"You don't actually hate this thing you say you do, you really hate capitalism!" is not the defense of the things which I hate that you feel it should be.

I got enough hate in me to end the things I complain about AND capitalism.

Binder, 1 day ago to random

All Bobby, no Kennedy.

Binder, 1 day ago to random

I don't understand how people can hate BSD more than Windows.

Binder, 1 day ago to random

Are we ... outing 13-15 year olds now?

Binder, 1 day ago to random

Sad because Man of Action never got to celebrate their SesquiBenTennial.

Binder, 1 day ago to random

We Are on Fire (Adele vs Fun.), DJ Tripp #NowPlaying

(resuming from yesterday's pre-ttrpg prep)

Binder, 1 day ago to random

A thousand toots ago someone asked me if I really do follow the thousands of people that my Mastodon profile says I do.

Then they asked me how (meaning why).

I wrote a blog post about my rationale & tooling http://rites.vislae.town/how-i-fediverse.html