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Binder, to random
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It is by albums from The Kleptones that thoughts acquire speed.

aaronesilvers,
@aaronesilvers@jawns.club avatar

@Binder PICKITUP PICKITUP PICKITUP

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

Bcc is short for Broadcom Can’t Communicate

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

It’s true, it does age a person

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

I, for one, am grateful that Zoom puts the Escape This Bullshit button just inside a corner in the UI so I can always claim that I was resizing the window if anyone questions me just leaving the silly meeting.

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

What if this whole time that people have been clamoring for more & better UI, cos thought we were saying AI?

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

My advice for young careerists: practice making the sounds which other people interpret as thinking. You can buy yourself a lot of time by making those noises instead of answering questions from your boss.

poiseunderchaos,
@poiseunderchaos@sonomu.club avatar

@Binder

Corollary: if your boss refuses to accept even seeming compliance in service to top level work parameters, find another job, if at all possible

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

When you give someone a penny for their thoughts, you are compensating in reticents.

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

When I get too distracted by the pleasures of the flesh to steam the milk, my coffee becomes a cafe au lay.

eribosot,
@eribosot@mastodon.social avatar

@Binder And whether I behave like a monk or like a monkey, I end up with a cappuccino either way.

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

Interstate Love Thong

gnate,
@gnate@ohai.social avatar

@Binder
I'm Nationwide

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

I love when the bots go awry

Binder, to cooking
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

I guess I’m mushrooms. Nothing fancy, nearly By The Bittman Book.

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

The neighbors think I’m afraid of their dog because every time the dog gets close to me, they follow the dog to me & I move away.

unprovoked,
@unprovoked@petrous.vislae.town avatar

@Binder [walking away] "Tell your dog I said hi."

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

Wtf is an Apache Flink

thegarbagebird,
@thegarbagebird@theblower.au avatar

@Binder flubber sequel

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

A man’s reach should exceed his grasp or what’s a beverage for?

kib48,
@kib48@wetdry.world avatar

@Binder a legendary beverage

unprovoked,
@unprovoked@petrous.vislae.town avatar

@Binder I do love the drink, but I haven't found the diet version locally for months on end, and it frustrates me greatly.

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

When something is ‘subcutaneous’, that means it’s insufficiently cute.

Sorl,
@Sorl@goblin.camp avatar

@Binder sub, cute anus

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