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charliemchapman, 5 hours ago to random

Pour one out for the ad director shooting the WWDC opening video of a thousand developers being squeezed by a car crusher into the new "Xcode AI" right now

ktemkin, 4 hours ago to random

apparently there are rumors of lix being “lesbian nix”* and I can only say that were this the case, I would expect the project to be entirely coated in queer iconography down to a bright pink color scheme

checkmate, atheists

xantha, 5 hours ago to random

I made a joke about the time delay in provisioning things in azure being the new version of xkcd compiling and no one knew what I was referring to. 😭🤣

18+ Binder, 4 hours ago to random

writing HCL

Yea, fuck Lisp’s nested parens, this is so much easier on my eyes

xantha, 4 hours ago to random

we have this very touchy spreadsheet that connects to olap cubes and has some custom measures defined. for some reason when some grouping or ungrouping happens, it will just lose the defined measures even though they're still there. every time I work on this to help the accounting team, I make one change, save, make another change, save... it's ridiculous. not sure why it happens. lag, scale, ?? it's not that huge though. could try bringing the cubes local to test I guess.

terrapin, 3 hours ago to random

"You know where you're going, right?"

"Fifth floor on the creepy side, right?"

"Yep!"

How Chemistry rolls.

gabboman, 4 hours ago to random

I like music with deep meaning

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Binder, 7 hours ago to random

The neighbors think I’m afraid of their dog because every time the dog gets close to me, they follow the dog to me & I move away.

buffyleigh, 5 hours ago to AnthonyBourdain

#AnthonyBourdain and #SteveAlbini in Parts Unknown - Chicago (S07E02, starting at 27:53)

https://youtu.be/8lZoLBU1egw

mikeoliveri, 5 hours ago to random

Imagine being a typography or book nerd and finding an old font in a river.

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/doves-typeface-2454807

LauraRBelin, 5 hours ago to random

My post is in progress but you can read petition filed in federal court by ACLU of Iowa and others on behalf of Iowa Migrant Movement for Justice & two legal Iowa residents who would be subject to prosecution under anti-immigrant SF 2340 (modeled on TX law): https://www.bleedingheartland.com/static/media/2024/05/SF-2340-Stamped-Complaint.pdf

jacky, 5 hours ago to random

[City of Souls]

A webcomic panel. Saebyuk givin…

scarfwitch, 5 hours ago to random

I've seen mentions of the show Dark Matter but I didn't realize it was an adaptation of the Blake Crouch novel (which I read). Neat.

nilikm, 5 hours ago to Toronto

Hey, #Toronto friends:

Join us for the launch of our book, Breaking Canadians: Health Care, Advocacy and the Toll of #Covid19:

May 23, 6pm

Please book (free but have to register) and share with friends

https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/book-launch-breaking-canadians-by-nili-kaplan-myrth-tickets-901850227307

Featuring @NightshiftMD @nightshiftmd @mstdn.social @DocMCohen @ImogenRCoePhD @dfisman and others

Binder, 8 hours ago to random

When something is ‘subcutaneous’, that means it’s insufficiently cute.

kennysmith, 6 hours ago to random

First of all … no, they did not “hack into her office email.” That’s just naive.

Second, this whole sorry sequence of events with further harm G’s staff efforts, and just as critically, internal morale.

From: @Mediagazer
https://mstdn.social/@Mediagazer/112412356740262766

kerouac666, 6 hours ago to random

Every picture of me from 2009-2020 somehow involves an acai bowl.

BruceMirken, 7 hours ago to climate

“Given that we’ve seen an unprecedented jump in global warmth over the last 11 months, it is not surprising to see worsening #climate extremes so early in the year,” said University of Michigan environment dean Jonathan Overpeck. “If this record pace of warming continues, 2024 will likely be a record year of climate disasters and human suffering.” https://apnews.com/article/bizarre-weather-climate-heat-flood-extreme-e13a4a5f2c4de870269b36d5de570aa5

fen, 7 hours ago to random

Lovely time playing Grounded with @holly and I only screamed twice in three hours even with the arachnophobia mode on. We'll probably continue more in stream next week, I'm excited to show the bombardier bugs who's boss.

theseliminaldays, 7 hours ago to random

The students know that they already face a world on fire and an insecure economic future. The system is already working against them, so why shouldn’t they fight against the system?

18+ sarahdal, 7 hours ago to Eurovision

From today's Popbitch #Eurovision

touk, 7 hours ago to random

hehe yeah I got the Neuralink removes hat to reveal exposed tattooed brain get it Neuralink Neural ink do you do y get do you get the joke

BootesVoid, 7 hours ago to random

All I want to do is leave the planet and explore space

molotovcockatiel, 7 hours ago to random

Me after the past three days of making database changes.

FirstProgenitor, 7 hours ago to random

That's my emotional support mystery benefactor