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Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

Oh it’s (TalkingHeads movie sense) time!

I’m going to be taking an intermission in ~30 minutes to pull something from the fiery depths of an oven

I’ll start my watch in 6 minutes.

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

Neighbor told me he’s pleasantly surprised that I’m still alive, in case you needed a sense of what my vibe is like irl

farah,
@farah@beige.party avatar

@Binder Feisty?

LavenderPawprints,
@LavenderPawprints@fwoof.space avatar

@Binder My neighbors hardly know I exist because the only time I go outside is to go somewhere or out to smoke. Then when they see me, they're like, "how long have you lived here?"

Like 8 months now... lol

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

R.E.M.’s Stand is the past tense of Eminem’s Stan.

aaronesilvers,
@aaronesilvers@jawns.club avatar

@Binder a sequel that came out first my god

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

Technophobic is a compliment when I say it. People are right to not trust products.

troublewithwords,
@troublewithwords@wandering.shop avatar

@Binder But doctor, I am the product!

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

I can only discern that I’m acting like an Old when the jrs start being super-polite.

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

For my money, the most impactful scene in The Great Gatsby is in the denouement where she says “truly, he was a great gatsby” & what’s-his-name retorts: no, Daisy, he was THE great gatsby.”

I still get chills

quadrivial,
@quadrivial@beige.party avatar

@Binder That's a good scene, agreed. But who can forget the closing of "Lord of the Flies" where the kids are all eaten by a swarm of flies summoned by the re-animated corpse of Piggy?

GGMcBG,
@GGMcBG@mstdn.plus avatar

@Binder

Finally getting a sequel with Adam Sandler as The Greatest Gatsby.

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

Upset because it feels like it’s been a long time since I saw an apple cart

pho4cexa,
@pho4cexa@tiny.tilde.website avatar

@Binder it would rock to see a boat

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

“Can I call you?”

Sure

“I just called you at xxx-yyy-zzzz”

I know

“Why didn’t you answer?”

That wasn’t in the spec

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

I get so tired of telling people “no” at work that I sometimes change it up to “yes, absolutely not” to give them momentary false hope.

puppygirlhornypost,
@puppygirlhornypost@transfem.social avatar

@Binder "I'll considerate it" proceeded by a momentary pause and "no"

aetataureate,
@aetataureate@gamedev.lgbt avatar

@Binder idk what this alignment chart is of, but chaotic good is the midwestern "no yeah" and your version is for SURE chaotic evil

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

“Do we really need to undergo a security analysis for SOC2 before we release this to the SOC2 certified environment?”

Technically, no. How much will you miss SOC2 certification?

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

GameCubernetes the Hard Way.

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

“If you don’t trust SalesForce w/ all our co’s data, I don’t know what to tell you”

Yea, you’re not off to a great start, there, pal

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

Indian Summers are but one, albeit important, element in the Midwestern Maths Militia.

Binder, to random
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

Making my dinner dollar go further by using pulled meats exclusively.

Binder, to cooking
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

I always keep my word when it’s a threat. We’re carrots again. 3 of 4 queued up.

Caiotekit,
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