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Binder, to random
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When you need to leave the ttrpg session, invoke the Generic Universal Role-Playing Safeword.

gnate,
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@Binder
"Alexa, boss key"

Binder, to random
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Fly Like an Eagle is about the time Steve Miller encountered insects in Texas.

Sorl,
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@Binder I have a memory of encountering insects in Texas, specifically ants that look identical to harmless little black ants in Washington but were biting me for sitting on a log. In Washington I can be outdoors and enjoy my time there. Teenage me did not find the same to be true in Texas.

Binder, to random
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Containerfile?

I don’t even know her file.

Binder, to random
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Carefully generating all TLS certs to expire in 2038

cks,
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@Binder Live daringly, make your TLS certificates expire in 2051. Then you can find two sorts of bugs at once!

cf: https://utcc.utoronto.ca/~cks/space/blog/tech/TLSTimeRepresentations
(tl;dr: TLS certificates switch internal time representation for 2050 (UTC) and later.)

cks,
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@puppygirlhornypost @Binder And why bother monitoring the expiry time of private TLS certificates that expire in +10 years or more? Surely we'll remember then, if we even need them any more.

(Spoiler: no, and also ten years is not enough as we learned the hard way, https://utcc.utoronto.ca/~cks/space/blog/sysadmin/TenYearsNotLongEnough (and other people too).)

Binder, (edited ) to random
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I eat a lot of French-style cuisine, by which I mean: nibbling on a block of cheese for simply hours a day.

LRRRonEarth,
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@Binder

ME AND MY SLAB OF BUTTER ARE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER.

elfin,
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@Binder That and a baguette, perhaps some dry salami and an apple. Good to go.

Binder, to random
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When something is priced at $429, it means you’re trying too hard to obtain it & you need to back off (exponentially) or the price will increase to $503 & nobody wants that.

poiseunderchaos,
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@Binder

Displays logarithmic curve with the caption "WANT"

"You see,"

Binder, to random
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Ruining on Empty.

poiseunderchaos,
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@Binder Runing on empty?

Binder, to random
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PTOLUS is an acronym for President (Temporary) of the Lost United States which is why the ttrpg players among the Secret Service love the setting: escapism.

Binder, to random
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Boss the moment I log on: we’ve been trying to reach you urgently

Me: yea, yea my car’s warranty, I know

Boss: 😩😩😩

Binder, to random
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Eyeing the ,,giant,, escalation die for 13th Age 2nd Ed (55 mm cube) & thinking about MythEnder.

Binder, to random
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If they didn't want me to have a lot of ttrpg girlfriends, they wouldn't call them PolyHedral dice.

Binder, to random
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That doesn't really narrow it down, ya ding dongs

flyingsaceur,
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@Binder That Book You’ve Been Wanting, by Joanie Portcullis

“It’s a book.” —Orson Bean, Sky & Telescope

wintersweet,
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@Binder Ya know. /THAT/ book. :awesome:

Binder, to random
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I've decided that the details aren't important but add another "Fuck PG&E" to this morning's stack of spite.

poiseunderchaos,
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@Binder Sort of like "Fuck Ronnie Raygun", but more recent and contextual

18+ poiseunderchaos,
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@Binder

The Disposable Heroes cover starts with a sample from that, then "I'm Governor Pete Wilson you know, the baddest governor to ever grab a mic and go BOOM!"

Which given somewhat recent events, deserves to be remembered both as "cool cover, nice" and prophecy imo

Binder, to random
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I mean, you can try, but

Binder, to random
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Once again, fuck BackerKit for only supporting defunct & dysfunctional forms of messaging.

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