Binder

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“It looks like you’re offline. Some actions might not work.”

But only the boring ones, right?

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FOSSil fuel.

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Free as in BPA.

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Not speaking for my employer, here, but I preferred when I thought the lyric was “Don’t the trees look like crucified bees”.

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We don’t talk enough about the Pompatus of Hate.

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I knew a lady who never fed her dogs in the same place; every day, she’d put the food dishes somewhere different & let her hounds enjoy the hunt.

I think she might be delivering packages these days.

Binder, 1 day ago to random

The veteran of a thousand The Sidehackers showings

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Oh sweet, I’ve got an Employee Purchase Program discount on coups.

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“Wake Your Mind Up During Learning Week”

no thank u

Binder, 2 days ago to random

Thinking about how Palabra Jot should have been pronounced Palabra Hot.

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Return on Opportunity Cost

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I am safe & can be trusted w/ news headlines.

Binder, 2 days ago to random

When the spirits of the dead tell you about divinity, that’s Ghosticism.

Binder, 2 days ago to random

Okay, yes, on the one hand, I have been told my whole life that my opinions are worthless but, on the other hand, they are.

Binder, 2 days ago to random

The screaming is coming from inside my own heart.

Binder, 2 days ago to random

My head canon involves @robosam & kyo@kitsunes.club tooting in synchronization because they're dating.

Binder, 2 days ago to random

Contrary to allegations, I don't "wake up grumpy". I wake up normal & then immediately have to deal w/ some bullshit or other, which results in me becoming grumpy.

V different thing.

Binder, 3 days ago to random

Lo-fi Beats to 2FA To.

Binder, 3 days ago to random

Are you flaking & perpetrating more now than you were four years ago?

Binder, 3 days ago to cooking

Celebrating a meet(ing)-less Monday w/ a little saute & braise #cooking action.

Binder, 3 days ago to random

Hooray, hooray, the 6th of May

Time to get some work done w/ all the execs at RSA

Binder, 4 days ago to random

Yes we’ve had coffee but

What about second coffee??

Binder, 6 days ago (edited 6 days ago) to random

A person can reveal a lot about themselves if they articulate where in the body thereof a platonic Troll they imagine possesses hair.

Mine is the rubbery hairless troll of AD&D 1st Ed. So just a thatch of tangled hair on the head

Binder, 6 days ago to random

I’m so far from the forest that my favorite kind of tree is ‘-a’

Binder, 6 days ago to random

A Man for all Siestas.