Binder

Binder, 10 days ago to random

Not a lot of people know this, but Diogenes was fully prepared to clock any honest men he spotted w/ that lantern to put an end to their vice.

Binder, 10 days ago to random

In kubernetes, the abbreviation ‘sts’ represents Shit That Sucks (a set of pods w/ an unhealthy obsession w/ pvcs)

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Imagine wanting to hire anyone whose only job history is $goog.

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Ornamental hygiene

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How’s it pronounced?

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I have a bad habit of getting louder the more coworkers ignore me.

Binder, 10 days ago to random

Putting up the Snoop Dogg virtual background to chat w/ auditors because I’d rather talk about marijuana w/ them than my board game collection.

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When an invoice is adorned w/ charges which one doesn’t recognize, it’s been FeeStooned.

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When a nazi appends hh as a postscript to their worthless nonsense, they’re admitting to having Horrible Halitosis.

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Local Law MenForcement (invariably abbreviated: LLM) is a sheaf of federal guidelines meant to protect guys from doing foolish things like getting in to boxes w/ Tesla logos on them.

Binder, 11 days ago to random

utility co: Scams targeting utility customers continue to increase at an alarming rate. Scammers can be convincing and often target those who are most vulnerable. They also aim their scams at small business owners during busy customer service hours.

Me: yes, I'm familiar w/ how you operate, PG&E.

Binder, 11 days ago to random

Work implemented a policy to periodically delete all of my email & I'm just glad someone is looking at it, even if it's only an aging algorithm.

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For something that's "not a store", KickStarter sure does offer me a lot of opportunities to 'upgrade my purchase' during the backing quiz phase.

Binder, 11 days ago to random

Inspired by ryan at dads.cool's birthday festivities (but delayed 2 days), @Vylar_Kaftan & I watched a movie neither of us had seen, never heard of, foreign (if one thinks of London as not-America for some reason) & a little bit odd.

Binder, 11 days ago to random

Nitrogen Carcosa.

Binder, 11 days ago to random

Time is so formidable an evil that we constantly break it in to smaller chunks & try to bury it alive to no avail.

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Finally bought myself a quilted comforter.

It took forever to come up w/ the down payment.

Binder, 12 days ago to random

Unplugging the toaster to celebrate #CylonSunday

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Keith is short for Keither.

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It is my considered opinion that we are primed for a resurgence of astrology-themed stage-dressing in recorded entertainment. Only this time around the wheel, it’ll be in HD.

Binder, 12 days ago to random

Analogous to BrideZilla, a participant who trundles around underfoot being blocked by imaginary obstacles? That’s a GroomBa.

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Buckle Up Buttercup, the Economy.

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No vorce defaults.

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When I say that we matcha, I mean that we fit to a tea.