I don't believe it! After yesterday's workmen debacle, today my very important nap was ruined by the council cleaning the gullies on my road. It smells of drains and the machine was very noisy, yet I was not consulted nor was cat permission sought. I was very brave and did not run away. #Cat#CatsOfMastodon
It's not too hot, so I have made a nest in the lawn. I'm highly camoflaged, so they'll never find me with the grooming brush :blobcatez: #Cats#CatsOfMastodon#Cat
Eric is still misusing my cat tree. Of course, I only use my tree in a very gentlemanly manner, but he is spoiling it. I've tried punching him, biting him and shouting. Any tips? :blobcat_sweats:
I have fallen out with the tall one. Last night she sat near the cat bed while I was sleeping in it, which woke me up. Today, she's cleaning: she used the vacuum cleaner and I thought I could cope, but now she's using the steamer and I can't. I've run away outside, but it's raining and cold. I have taken refuge under the fancy bush. :ablobcatcry:
My humans helped friends move house They committed the crime of moving the cat without appropriate paperwork. Never fear, I have served them with a cat enforcement notice under the Cat Housing Act 1991
(As amended by the Cat Ownership Act 1991)
Housing Notice Served By: Vesta To: [redacted]
This notice is served by the Cat because it appears to it that there may have been a breach of appropriate cat housing, within section 171A(1) of the above Act. #Cat#CatsOfMastodon#LegalCat#Tabby
The Matters Which Appear To Constitute The Breach Of Cat Care Control:
No cat consultation
No cat risk assessment
No cat impact assessment
Moving the cat without permission
What You Are Required To Do:
Provide in writing, the following information:
When are you going to take me home!
Time within which the information must be provided: within twenty-one days, beginning with the
day on which this notice is served on you.
I want everyone to know the horrific thing that happened: the tall one picked me up. There was no warning, no consultation, no risk assessment, nothing. I am still outraged. #Cat#CatsofMastodon#OrangeCat#AnxiousCat#Cats :blobcatoh:
@LazyLoverUK I am called a paramedic cat because the human has #EDS. It's not nice, so I'm good at hugging gently and healing purrs. If she falls, I run over to help, then I'll wait for hours with her until the real (human) paramedics come, but I will insist on doing a proper handover before running away. I have been known to go and get help from the man, but he doesn't always understand me because he doesn't speak cat. In an emergency, I'm usually the first one there. #Cat
I'm Colin. I always insist on a full cat consultation, risk assessment and impact assessment before any activity. These must be submitted in triplicate, at least 3 weeks in advance or I will malfunction and disassociate.
I had a difficult kittenhood and have extreme anxiety, but I might show affection once I've known you for a year.
Any behaviour I find troubling, like vacuuming, folding things, wearing a towel, rain, walking behind me, will cause an orange fur explosion.