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Colin, to Cat
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I'm sunbathing

Colin, to Cats
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There is a storm, so I have bravely conducted a strategic redeployment to under the bed.

This is me looking upset in the sun from earlier today.

Colin,
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Post storm sensory overload.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat There was a lot to smell and I think it confused his one working braincell.

Colin, to animals
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Colin, to animals
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If you go out and abandon me, this is the reception you will get.

Colin, an orange cat, standing on a door mat, meowing

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat I thought so. She hasn't gone out since, so I think it was very successful.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat I did come in eventually and gave her a hug, despite being abandoned for months, starved and viciously attacked with a comb.

Colin, to animals
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Running towards the preferred human to apologise for verbally abusing her earlier. She had been checking my fur with a comb, which I had not consented to. Therefore, I feel it was deserved, but I felt apologising anyway was the gentlemanly thing to do to keep the treats coming my way.

#WhiskersWednesday #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #Fedicat #Garden

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat no, I grabbed her leg with my claws and pretended to bite her, then I swiped at her hand (missed) and hissed at her.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat She was not bleeding, so she's fine.

Colin, to random
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I'm furious for no reason.

thepoliticalcat,
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@Colin But it's Caturday! And you look adorably grumpy, surrounded by all the beautiful flowers!

Colin, to random
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@TheHardyBoyCats have you changed instance?

TheHardyBoyCats,
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@Colin I'm in the process of doing that right now!
Very stressful, let me tell you!

Colin, to Cat
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I came downstairs after my long sleep to find two spare humans sleeping in the lounge. I immediately went back upstairs to inform the preferred human, but she didn't seem very concerned at all.

I went back downstairs, hissed at the spare humans, then gave them a hard stare. They haven't taken the hint, so I have gone outside for my own safety.

ExtraPenguin,
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@Colin
Maybe the spare humans are for food? Or to be sacrificed to the gods?

maou,
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@Colin I hope they didn't steal your cat's tree ? :blobcatshocked:

Colin, to Cat
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The tall one decided to pick me up.

She wanted a hug, but Eric was not available. I tried my best to be helpful, but I did not enjoy it one bit.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat She has about 10 days to finish all her university work, so she's a bit stressed. That's why I was trying to be accommodating.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat I did try my very best. I am a paramedicat, after all.

Colin, to animals
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Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat I doubt it. He looks like he is listening, but the head is empty.

Colin, to animals
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Colin,
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Colin,
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When the humans left the room, a minor scuffle may have occurred. I was victorious. I am now going around the tree checking for damage. 4/4

Colin, to Cat
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Eric is not using the radiator bed correctly.

Colin, to animals
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I have been groomed! The outrage. I am not Eric. I am quite capable of keeping myself clean and do not need human assistance.

I got very angry and verbally abused the preferred human :blobcathissing:

Catawu,
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@Colin But you are so much more the very special one that you are groomed in the way all that are royal are tended and groomed. PH was merely showing you the dedication and respect of your high station. I hope you have forgiven her. Besides, I think she wanted to show Eric he wasn’t the only special one. You know he was jealous that you were getting groomed, right?

Colin,
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@Catawu I had seeds! She removed the seeds, which was horrific, but I was pleased when they were gone. However, she then attacked me with the flea comb because it's Spring.

Colin, to animals
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Eric says his tail is completely normal and mine is too small. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #CatTail #Fluffy

ExtraPenguin,
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@Colin
There's been an explosion in the tail factory!

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat thanks. :ablobcatheartsqueeze:

Colin, to animals
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I'm giving the man a pointless hug. Look how happy I'm making him.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat no, he did not. He fell asleep and started making that annoyingly loud purring noise that sleeping humans make.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat quite frequently. I think it is the healing purrs.

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