@Colin@fluffy.family
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Colin

@Colin@fluffy.family

I am an anxious, ginger, domestic short-haired cat in the UK.
I am a paramedicat.

Testimonials:
Landlord of the pub next door, "I sometimes see an orange cat in the carpark, but when we try to stroke him, he runs away."
Friend, "We just saw Colin snuffling in the heroin bush like a truffle hunting pig."
Paramedic, "Does he want to ride along on our shift or be our mascot at the station?"

Header: Colin is standing on a pavement
Avatar: Colin shouting.

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Colin, to animals
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I got caught in a cloudburst. In answer to the man's question, I was in a bush. I'm livid.

Colin, an orange cat, running out of a bush, across a flower bed with trampled spring flowers and down a stone path. There is a rather pretty camellia bush with lots of red flowers. Everything is wet.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat I didn't think to mention it as it was a given. Also, I was very upset as had been left outside in the rain for millennia.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat They claimed the rain lasted 10 minutes, but it felt much longer.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat I hope you caught the beginning of me shouting at them for neglecting me.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat I am usually very polite. However, I did forget myself when I got inside because I was damp. I do not like getting wet in any way. The humans should have opened the door for me before the rain started and their failure to do so was an outrage.

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@thepoliticalcat also, you age me. In June, I will be 11! Still young and sprightly, as you can tell from my athletic running.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat The preferred human was snuggled with Eric in bed, having a rest before she abandoned me for the evening when she should have been meeting MY needs.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat Yes, as you can see by the way I delicately trampled on the flowers.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat the shaken paw was because of the damp. The flowers are less messy to walk on than the mud, but were still too wet for my liking.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat the path was not that bad in all fairness. It's very old stone that looks wetter than it is and I have learned to dodge the puddles.

thepoliticalcat, to random
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    Colin,
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    @thepoliticalcat I am always right. My tummy is vital for making rapid, strategic redeployment.

    18+ Colin, to animals
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    As usual, I'm having an indecision about where I should sit to while away my day. I can't find anywhere to go, so I woke the preferred human up to complain about it.

    Colin,
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    @thepoliticalcat thank you very much. My paws are dainty and, more importantly, clean.

    Colin, to animals
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    We got a new treat which was chicken and cheese flavour. I was concerned because I've never had cheese flavour before, but by the time I'd considered trying it, Eric had eaten it all. He then went to sleep on the floor, not on a scratcher like cats should.

    The sound is me complaining to the management.

    Eric, a black and white cat, is curled into a fluffy ball asleep on the floor between two cardboard scratchers. His black tail is curled round his body. The noise you can hear is Colin meowing and purring. Eric half opens an eye when Colin is making a noise.

    Colin,
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    The preferred human refused to listen to my cries, so I went to sit near the problem until it was resolved. Eric has thankfully now moved.

    Colin, to Cats
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    Hurrah! I was first to the comfortable, preferred morning snooze spot this morning. Behind that duvet wall is a very disappointed black and white cat.

    18+ Colin, to animals
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    I missed . Plus, I am upset because I want to sleep in my favourite daytime spot, but Eric got there first. Where can a cat rest his weary head? I've tried sitting on him, angry glares and shouting to get him to move, but he does not care.

    Colin,
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    I've had another try, but he's still there. I have complained to the management.

    Eric is curled up in a ball between a white duvet and pillow. Behind him, sitting on the floor, is Colin, giving him a hard stare.
    Colin is standing up on his hind legs on a bed, looking to the right, where a small bit of black, fluffy cat fur is visible.
    In the foreground is Eric, curled up in a ball on a bed. In the background, Colin is sitting on the floor, giving Eric a hard stare.

    Colin,
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    @Catawu I thought so too, but he just buried his head in his tail and ignored me. The audacity.

    The preferred daytime spot is now free, but it is no longer daytime spot sitting time, so my whole day has been ruined.

    Colin,
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    @thepoliticalcat silent screaming.

    Colin,
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    @thepoliticalcat the preferred human understood, but did not move Eric for me.

    Colin,
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    @thepoliticalcat Lunch is very important, so your slightly deferred outrage is forgiven.

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    The secret of the perfect circle sleep is to not fart :blobcatcoffee:

    #cat #cats #CatsOfMastodon #mastocats #Caturday

    Colin,
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    @maou @thepoliticalcat I prefer to fart when I'm on the human bed, preferably when they are in it. Eric always burps after jumping up there, which is one of his better qualities.

    Colin,
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    @thepoliticalcat @ExtraPenguin @maou his only vaguely good characteristic is burping and that's only because the preferred human finds it funny.

    I have enjoyed prolonged snoozing today, thank you.

    Colin,
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    @thepoliticalcat @ExtraPenguin @maou Eric's are loud and he always looks very surprised, which is very amusing to humans. I don't mind fishy breath as mine is pretty fishy too.

    Colin, to animals
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    The preferred human tried to groom me. Something to do with "Colin flocking the whole house," which I presume is referring to the gentle moulting I am currently undergoing; a natural process that requires zero human interference, (unless you are Eric and cannot look after yourself properly).

    I bravely ran away into a bush to fix myself.

    Colin, to animals
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    I'm sitting on my scratcher doing normal cat things, yet Eric is being weird.

    Eric, a black and white cat, lying on a bed. In the background is Colin, an orange cat, having a wash on a cardboard scratcher. Eric gets woken up by movement, so looks up while making a trilling noise.

    Colin,
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    @thepoliticalcat you can't smell him through a video.

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