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maou

@maou@mastodon.world

I'm Maou 😻
I'm a cute cat
I took control over my human devices
I'll toot my cat's life here 😸

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maou, to Cat French
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maou, to Cat French
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This is MY cloud cushion, I use it as I want :blobcatcoffee:

Colin, to Cats
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There is a storm, so I have bravely conducted a strategic redeployment to under the bed.

This is me looking upset in the sun from earlier today.

maou,
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@Colin what happened to Eric!?
He looks as fat as a whale :blobcatshocked:

maou, to Cat French
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maou, to Cat French
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I'm cloud cushionless.. :blobcatnotlike:

maou, to Cat French
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Did I already show you how my comfy duvet cave is comfy?
:blobcatcoffee:

Colin, to Cat
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I came downstairs after my long sleep to find two spare humans sleeping in the lounge. I immediately went back upstairs to inform the preferred human, but she didn't seem very concerned at all.

I went back downstairs, hissed at the spare humans, then gave them a hard stare. They haven't taken the hint, so I have gone outside for my own safety.
#Caturday #cat #CatsOfMastodon

maou,
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@Colin I hope they didn't steal your cat's tree ? :blobcatshocked:

maou, to Cat French
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Ooh guess who's at home for some vacation :blobcatcoffee:

maou, to Cat French
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My paw :blobcatheart:

Colin, to animals
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maou,
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@Colin :blobcatshocked:
Nobody explained him how to (not) use your cat tree? :blobcatnotlike:

maou, to Cat French
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This is my left back paw :blobcatcoffee:

Even my back paw is cute :blobcatheart:

maou, to Cat French
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Do you want to know how stupid my human is? :blobcatcoffee:

He wanted to count how many hairs are in my fur :blobcatnotlike:

It's not easy to be cat sometimes :blobcatpensive:

maou, to Cat French
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So, it's ?
Did you really need to wake-up me to tell me that? :blobcatgoogly:

maou, to Cat French
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Oh guess what!

Yesterday I requested to go behind the door, in the No Cat's Land :blobcatgoogly:

And there was a cat!
In the No Cat's Land!! :blobcatfearful:

Look how I was courageous!
He did the big round back but I wasn't afraid and go to meet him :blobcatcoffee:
But he whined :blobcatshocked:
So I've preferred to came back

Maou in the no cat's land, meeting a black cat doing big round back

maou,
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@purplepadma @RolloTreadway but I had to go to meet him :blobcatcoffee:
and in the worst case, I'm able to run as fast as a cheetah 🐆

DebsWithCats, to animals
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What do you mean you have to go and work now?!

maou,
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@purplepadma @DebsWithCats my human is doing home working, he understood that don't want to be abandoned every day :blobcatcoffee:

maou,
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@DebsWithCats @purplepadma you need a Desktop Office Box, like me :blobcatcoffee:

maou, to Cat French
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I've kicked out Oréo from MY comfy duvet cave, and took the place that is MY place :blobcatcoffee:

and guess what?
Oréo decided then to stole my IKEA cat box!! :blobcatnotlike:

I can't be in the comfy duvet cave and the IKEA cat box at the same time :blobcatpensive:

maou, to Cat French
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He's looking at MY kibbles now!! :blobcatshocked:

maou, to Cat French
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Look!
Look how he's looking at MY cloud cushion! :blobcatshocked:

He probably wants to steal it :blobcatnotlike:

Oréo

maou, to Cat French
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Still disturbed by the 2 duvets on the bed, and still unable to choose one :blobcatfearful:

So I've tried to use both at the same time! :ablobcatrave:

But you know what, I still feel not satisfied, I think human should swap both duvet to get the situation more comfy :blobcatcoffee:

maou, to Cat French
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The secret of the perfect circle sleep is to not fart :blobcatcoffee:

maou,
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@thepoliticalcat but I need oxygen :blobcatfearful:

maou,
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@thepoliticalcat but this will break the perfect circle :blobcatshocked:

maou,
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@thepoliticalcat I prefer to fart when I'm sleeping on the human knees, so they know who's the king in here :blobcatcoffee:

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