@Colin@fluffy.family
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Colin

@Colin@fluffy.family

I am an anxious, ginger, domestic short-haired cat in the UK.
I am a paramedicat.

Testimonials:
Landlord of the pub next door, "I sometimes see an orange cat in the carpark, but when we try to stroke him, he runs away."
Friend, "We just saw Colin snuffling in the heroin bush like a truffle hunting pig."
Paramedic, "Does he want to ride along on our shift or be our mascot at the station?"

Header: Colin is standing on a pavement
Avatar: Colin shouting.

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Colin, to animals
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If you go out and abandon me, this is the reception you will get.

Colin, an orange cat, standing on a door mat, meowing

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat I thought so. She hasn't gone out since, so I think it was very successful.

Colin, to animals
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Running towards the preferred human to apologise for verbally abusing her earlier. She had been checking my fur with a comb, which I had not consented to. Therefore, I feel it was deserved, but I felt apologising anyway was the gentlemanly thing to do to keep the treats coming my way.

#WhiskersWednesday #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #Fedicat #Garden

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat no, I grabbed her leg with my claws and pretended to bite her, then I swiped at her hand (missed) and hissed at her.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat She was not bleeding, so she's fine.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat She gave me a hug and some treats, so I think we are fine.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat She tried again today and my swiping was more successful. There was blood everywhere. She eventually gave up and attacked Eric instead because he enjoys being groomed even though he looks no better afterwards.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat in good news, neither of us is showing signs of fleas. In bad news, my flaky skin is not improved.

Colin, to random
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I'm furious for no reason.

Colin, to random
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@TheHardyBoyCats have you changed instance?

Colin, to Cat
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I came downstairs after my long sleep to find two spare humans sleeping in the lounge. I immediately went back upstairs to inform the preferred human, but she didn't seem very concerned at all.

I went back downstairs, hissed at the spare humans, then gave them a hard stare. They haven't taken the hint, so I have gone outside for my own safety.

Colin,
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@maou they did not. They prevented my access to it by sleeping near it, but after they had gone, I found that they had left some treats on it for me. Eric ate some of them, but I appreciate the thought.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat It is spreading to cats too. However, I do not drink cows milk as it is designed for cows.

thepoliticalcat, to random
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    Colin,
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    @thepoliticalcat @claralistensprechen3rd As far as I know, I have never had kittens. The preferred human may know otherwise.

    Colin, to Cat
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    The tall one decided to pick me up.

    She wanted a hug, but Eric was not available. I tried my best to be helpful, but I did not enjoy it one bit.

    Colin,
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    @thepoliticalcat She has about 10 days to finish all her university work, so she's a bit stressed. That's why I was trying to be accommodating.

    Colin,
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    @thepoliticalcat I did try my very best. I am a paramedicat, after all.

    Colin, to animals
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    More decorum on the tree today.

    Quite an over exposed picture due to the light from the window, but very similar to the previous picture. Colin is still staring out of the window, whereas Eric is now staring directly at the camera.

    Colin,
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    @thepoliticalcat I doubt it. He looks like he is listening, but the head is empty.

    Colin, to animals
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    Eric is misusing my tree! This will be a bit of a thread because it was highly upsetting.

    Eric, a fluffy black and white cat, in a cat condo on a cat tree. His head is visible out of the round window, his black tail is hanging out of the arched doorway.
    Eric, a fluffy black and white cat, is in a cat condo on a cat tree. His front paw is sticking out of the round window, his head and a paw are visible through the arched doorway
    Eric, a fluffy black and white cat, is in a cat condo on a cat tree. A front paw is sticking out of the round window, his belly and other 2 back paws are visible through the arched doorway.

    Colin,
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    @maou do you not remember the tree rules I instituted when we got the tree? He just ignores them.

    https://fluffy.family/@Colin/110039187686929902

    Sorry, I forgot the first amendment:

    https://fluffy.family/@Colin/110039393820376327

    Colin,
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    5/4
    I have decided that as my tree has been in situ for about a year, the rules need to be a bit more formal and easy for Eric to understand. Let me know if I've missed anything.

    Colin,
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    @thepoliticalcat I could see several health and safety violations in that one short clip. It was very distressing for me.

    Colin,
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    @thepoliticalcat that is a skill he learnt from falling down the side of the radiator.

    Colin,
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    @thepoliticalcat I do no such thing!

    Colin,
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    @thepoliticalcat not at such dangerous behaviour.

    I may laugh at him sometimes, but it is rare.

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