@Colin@fluffy.family
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Colin

@Colin@fluffy.family

I am an anxious, ginger, domestic short-haired cat in the UK.
I am a paramedicat.

Testimonials:
Landlord of the pub next door, "I sometimes see an orange cat in the carpark, but when we try to stroke him, he runs away."
Friend, "We just saw Colin snuffling in the heroin bush like a truffle hunting pig."
Paramedic, "Does he want to ride along on our shift or be our mascot at the station?"

Header: Colin is standing on a pavement
Avatar: Colin shouting.

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Colin, to animals
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Happy Easter.

Today is difficult as I got breakfast early. It's now lunchtime, I'm starving, but the humans have told me it won't arrive for another hour! An outrage.

jared, to Cat
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Getting ready to nap after a long night of napping.

Colin,
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@jared post nap naps are very important.

Colin,
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@jared I am onto the post nap nap. It's a vitally important part of my day.

A close up of Colin, an orange cat, looking over his shoulder. His head is upside-down.

Colin,
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@jared I've just stood up, glared at a human, turned around and am falling asleep again. Is this still post nap nap, or is it now post post nap nap?

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I went out to scream at the humans for abandoning me. I first screamed at them in the street, but insisted on coming back in through the back to annoy them.

Colin, an orange cat, on a nighttime street, lit by street lights. There is a parked car to the left and a hedge to the right.

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A better example of my displeasure.

Colin, an orange cat, on a flat roof. His eyes are glowing with the camera flash.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat There was a quiet one at the beginning, but the humans didn't get most of it because they were trying to get me to go inside through the front door portal, but I took a while sitting there to decide that the back was a better way. 😀

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@AnguaDelphine @thepoliticalcat It is a shame that humans are so slow. Today, I ran in and out of the door a few times to make sure they were paying attention.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat @AnguaDelphine Quite right too. Why did it take so long?

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat I do look quite intimidating, don't I? I don't think the humans are ever going to abandon me again after this.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat @AnguaDelphine Today, my human tried to give me cat yoghurt straight from the tube like they do for Eric. I do not lick yoghurt from the tube like a common garbage cat. I insist on it being squeezed out onto the best china plate. These humans have no sense.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat I would judge you harshly if you did.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat @AnguaDelphine They eventually put it in a little bowl, so I forgave them.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat The man and preferred human talked about going to see a friend's band tonight but did not go. I can only assume it was because I shouted at them and gave them such hard stares yesterday.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat @AnguaDelphine very much so. They seemed delighted that I forgave them and ate it all up.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat It's hard work, but someone's got to do it.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat He's asleep in my preferred spot. :blobcathissing:

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat although the tall one has just cut loads of knots out of his undercarriage, so he's sleeping off the upset. I have kindly left him alone and gone in search of 2nd dinner.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat We had dinner earlier. However, I found a few leftovers, ate those and am now in my preferred garden supervising spot.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat I just have to check everything is in order. Heaven forbid if the squirrel or another cat infiltrates my yard.

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The preferred human's friend came to visit me and I was extremely brave. I'd never met her before, but I went to say hi, permitted light strokes, did a few drive by body slams, and looked cute. I only had one malfunction, one fur explosion and one hug from the preferred human.

I considered climbing my tree that I've suddenly become highly wary of, but decided that the lower level was sufficient to show off how handsome I am. I got some treats as a reward.

A good day.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat thanks. I was exhausted afterwards, so I had a long nap.

Colin, to animals
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I got caught in a cloudburst. In answer to the man's question, I was in a bush. I'm livid.

Colin, an orange cat, running out of a bush, across a flower bed with trampled spring flowers and down a stone path. There is a rather pretty camellia bush with lots of red flowers. Everything is wet.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat Yes, as you can see by the way I delicately trampled on the flowers.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat the shaken paw was because of the damp. The flowers are less messy to walk on than the mud, but were still too wet for my liking.

Colin,
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@thepoliticalcat the path was not that bad in all fairness. It's very old stone that looks wetter than it is and I have learned to dodge the puddles.

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