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HumToTable

@HumToTable@sfba.social

Old bat residing in Humboldt County, California with The Big Guy, The Old Pug, The Retriever and assorted resident wildlife. Into animals, plants and nature stuff, and all in for your pet pictures. Farmer's Market Superfan and hardcore eater. Enjoyer of absurd humor. Late diagnosed ADHD GenXer. Also very nosey.

"A burden shared is half the trouble.
And joy that's shared is joy made double."

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RickiTarr, to random
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Where do you live and how do you feel about it?

Obviously, don't tell me exactly where you live, no actual addresses please! You can be as vague as you like.

I live in Central Missouri in the U.S.

Pros:

This is an absolutely beautiful place, green rolling hills, lots of rivers, lakes, ponds, and natural springs, cool caves to explore.

Lots of farming here, so great access to quality fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs, and dairy.

It's relatively inexpensive to live here compared with other states, because it's a "flyover".

I'm close enough to three major cities, that it's an easy day trip, and I'm about halfway to anywhere in the U.S.

We have one of the best Conservation departments in the U.S. and this is one of the few things that is a bipartisan issue. Lots of awesome nature programs that are free or cheap, state parks, conservation areas, bird watching, hunting, boating, foraging available to everyone.

Cons:

Yeah, it's a big one, it is a RED STATE, while a lot of the cities are blue, there is a large rural population, that votes red. Abortion is not legal here. People often vote against their own self interest.

While I'm not against responsible gun ownership, lots of people aren't responsible, and people have access to guns that definitely should not.

We have very few employee protections here, while the cost of living is relatively low compared with other places, it's taken years to get to a $12 minimum wage, and it's still not enough.

HumToTable,
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@RickiTarr Humboldt County, California. 🌲🍄‍🟫🌊

Pros: loads of natural beauty, hiking trails, amazing growers (both weed and food kind), vibrant arts and music scene, community spirit, easy to be a wierdo

Cons: shitty healthcare, loads of tweekers and MAGAs, illegal grows, travelling here and leaving here not straightforward.

skinnylatte, (edited ) to transit
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I’m interested in a lot of transit activism in N America but I swear people would think you’re a total weeb if you talk about transit in places with good transit. Trying to imagine talking to people in Singapore or Hong Kong or Seoul about.. loving trains

I think they would back tf away from me and run away.

Like my friend always says ‘I don’t want to be a transit fan. I just want great transit’

HumToTable,
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@skinnylatte The rural piece of the transit puzzle in the US is important. There are vast parts of the country where "transit" means getting in your car or truck to drive the miles to town because that's the only option.

StillIRise1963, to random
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Listen, if you think you’re above propaganda, you are WRONG. You’ve believed every stupid, fucking thing white racists have said about Black people your whole lives. What makes you think you’re so discerning now.

HumToTable,
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@StillIRise1963 Yup. We're pretty much marinating in it all the time.

HumToTable, to random
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Struggling to enjoy social media and media in general these days. My only issue with the Gaza protests is that we even got to the point where they were necessary. Beyond disappointing how badly Biden's blown it. I'll still vote for him, but grudgingly. My spidey sense tells me Trump will win. He's certainly not going to jail. I miss the fun parts of Mastodon, but it's impossible not to also consume the cold reality of the current "shituation."

HumToTable,
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I'll still check in here because there are so many lovely and interesting folks here. Also need my music fixes from @Defiance and @puffer and @etherdiver. Plus I need to check in on adorable Cookie with @skinnylatte and the return of Beet Bear with @richrollgardener
Still, going to spend these last months before the November shitshow focusing on the garden and drawing and fun stuff. I mean, look at all this potential!

blogdiva, to random
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WAIT! WAAAAAAAAIT!!!

so never paid Pecker back the $150,000 his company paid to McDougal? Trump actually stiffed the guy who conspired to hide his dirty laundry so he could become President?!?!

OMFG Trump didn't pay the man who kept notes of their criminal conspiracy to subvert the 2016 elections.

GIF Idris Elba as Stringer in The Wire taking a bad away from his assistant while saying: Is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?

HumToTable,
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@blogdiva He's never paid anybody. His entire life runs like a giant shell game.

StillIRise1963, to random
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At 6pm, I have to drink that colonoscopy shit for my procedure tomorrow.😭

HumToTable,
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StillIRise1963, to random
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I still can’t get over the fact that people discussed trickle down economics like it made any fucking sense.

HumToTable,
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@StillIRise1963 Trickle down? More like getting pissed on.

patrickworld, to random
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I like when people say ‘back in those days there was no iPhones, no internet, no NOTHING!’ I mean, we had electricity and running water 😅

HumToTable,
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@patrickworld We had gaslights and the wireless!

Binder, to random
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MLM refers to both brothers, Mario & Luigi Mario.

HumToTable,
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@Binder And LLM?

Binder, to random
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The Yellow Wallpaper of Texas.

HumToTable,
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@Binder OMG! This explains everything!

StillIRise1963, to random
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Stupid, mediocre and derivative.

HumToTable,
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@StillIRise1963 Mmm...no...I think you mean Eric, Ivanka and Don Jr.

HumToTable, to gardening
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Rain came in much later than forecasted. So I managed get a bunch of seeds planted in the garden first. Also had time to tidy up our hot mess of a garden shed and do a plein air, ink and watercolor pencil sketch of my neighbor's barn.
And today I'm tired. 😄

ink pen and watercolor sketch of an old, brown, wood sided barn with a rusty metal roof.

patrickworld, to random
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‘BONAFIDE RIDE STEP ASIDE MIKE JOHNSON/YES I COULD IN THE WOODS OF WISCONSIN’

HumToTable,
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@patrickworld He looks like the grown up version of Damien from the Omen.

HumToTable, to animals
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Darn it! I think my pug melted. 😄

Binder, to random
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Got so annoyed at work that I lost my appetite for eating cookies.

HumToTable,
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@Binder That's just not right.

NeadReport, to random
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My wife and I are texting back and forth trying to figure out ways to track down a reputable oral surgeon for our son's wisdom tooth extraction.
I suggest the usual: Ask a trusted friend. Utilize social media.
She responds a few minutes later: "I found one, in-network, and not far away!"
Next text... "Dr. Fear"

HumToTable,
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@NeadReport Does he wear a cape?

Binder, to random
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  • HumToTable,
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    @Binder What if someone sends you a chain letter? 🤔

    juergen_hubert, to food
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    Help me understand something about #nutrition values:

    If you take a basic food item - a fruit, a vegetable, whatever - and throw it into a blender:

    Does its "calorie" value change in any way?

    HumToTable,
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    @juergen_hubert Only if it's ice cream. The calorie count goes waaaaay down. 😁

    RickiTarr, to random
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    Canadian Ska, the sound of my youth:

    https://youtu.be/3sPZILnTMWs?si=dypiCh608AWglA57

    HumToTable,
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    @RickiTarr Also the name of your new perfume?

    BigAngBlack, (edited ) to random
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    What's a dope song nobody knows about that should've been a single but wasn't?

    I shouldn't have to clarify this but damn:

    ONE SONG, pick 1
    Its not popular, most people wouldn't know it
    It was not a released as a single, you have to listen to the album to find it

    HumToTable,
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    @BigAngBlack I never could figure out why this Rafael Saadiq produced Whitney Houston single "Fine" didn't do better. It's so good!
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZpvsFY3S8A&pp=ygUUd2hpdG5leSBob3VzdG9uIGZpbmU%3D

    HumToTable, to random
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    New Grandkitten alert!
    This is Freya.
    She's so darn cute I could not wait for to post this.

    ai6yr, to Israel
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    HumToTable,
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    @ai6yr Very sad. Such a well-run and important organization.

    RickiTarr, to random
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    I don't get the genre of T-shirts and bumper stickers that are Wives proud of their husband's jobs.

    HumToTable,
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    @RickiTarr Lesbians need to up the ante with "Proud wife of my wife" shirts.

    HumToTable, to random
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    Ok kids. Been on Masto for an hour, and I need finish packing and get my butt in gear. I'm heading off on a solo road trip to the Bay Area for a few days, then on to L.A. to visit my daughter. No dogs, no Big Guy, just me and the WRX sailing down the CA coast with the wind in my hair. 😁

    HumToTable,
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    @CWilbur Oh indeed. But because I'm an old GenXer driving an nine year old car, I listen to CDs! 😀

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