Kierkegaanks

Kierkegaanks, 4 hours ago to random

Is it just my bias or has Trump gotten noticably more pathetic and desperate with every appearance since around the time the current trial started?

Kierkegaanks, 1 day ago to random

Is #TheBoys a parable about the superrich and what being that wealthy does with your head?

Kierkegaanks, 1 day ago to random

Isn’t it cute that when David Harbour met his wife Lily Allen on a dating app, she hadn’t seen stranger things and had no idea who he was or that he was in costume in his profile pic

Kierkegaanks, 1 day ago to random

The atmosphere seems to have been out on a strenuous run and is now aftersweating on us flailing humans

Kierkegaanks, 2 days ago to NoStupidQuestions

“You’re lucky to meet me on a train because I’m on my way to pick up my new cybertruck from the dealer”

#question Is the woman dressed for grief in the context of the time and culture of the painting? In other words… is the 19th century cryptobro knowingly chatting up a woman who just lost a parent, sibling or partner?

Kierkegaanks, 2 days ago to privacy

Remember when #privacy had to be invaded manually?

CHARLES: Oh, God. I’ll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!

CAMILLA: (laughing) What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers? (Both laugh). Oh, you’re going to come back as a pair of knickers.

CHARLES: Or, God forbid, a Tampax. Just my luck! (Laughs)

CAMILLA: You are a complete idiot! (Laughs) Oh, what a wonderful idea

Kierkegaanks, 3 days ago to random

Swedish cryptonazis faked an election compass to guide us between available options for the EU election

https://mastodonsweden.se/

Kierkegaanks, 3 days ago to random

Joaquin Phoenix in “Her” is the same character as in “Joker”, but it’s the multiverse thing under different societal developments creating different outcomes for him

Kierkegaanks, 4 days ago to random

Running in traffic is 17% more efficient exercise than running on a track, and 23% more efficient than running on a treadmill

Kierkegaanks, 6 days ago to random

Got my voting card in the mail today, and might pop off to the library to cast an early vote if there’s no queue, because we don’t have a republican party yet

Kierkegaanks, 7 days ago to random

I might have anger issues, I’m thinking to myself as I experience impulses to violently destroy every electric rent-scooter that I pass closely

Kierkegaanks, 7 days ago to StarTrek

#StarTrek

Is the cat doctor in lower decks a canonical species or created for lower decks?

Kierkegaanks, 7 days ago to random

Sell your boring afternoons to us for cash. We have billionaires dying to buy fractions of your remaining life span!

Kierkegaanks, 8 days ago to random

Kierkegaanks, 8 days ago to random

Can it be suspiciously quiet even if you don’t have kids?

Kierkegaanks, 9 days ago to random

“There is always money in the banana stand”

-Warren Buffet

Kierkegaanks, 9 days ago to random

Seagulls are basically obnoxiously loud flying sacks of hydrochloric acid

Kierkegaanks, 9 days ago to random

Note to self, these aren’t titties in plural

Kierkegaanks, 9 days ago to random

Kierkegaanks, 10 days ago to random

Kierkegaanks, 10 days ago to random

Package of Ea nāsir’s best copper fittings in Mesopotamia

Kierkegaanks, 11 days ago to random

Today marks the tenth time my current iPhone has downloaded U2’s Songs of innocense against my will. I should buy a little cake or something.

Kierkegaanks, 11 days ago to random

Could we have a thread of #bettercover versions of songs that are better than the original versions?

My first offering is Motörhead’s version of Ted Nugent’s Cat scratch fever

https://youtu.be/_hxqlohb0Cs

Kierkegaanks, 12 days ago to random

Cause and effect

Elon musk then xitted: Grok will soon offer a humorous take on the news in the spirit of how The Daily Show and Colbert Report used to be in ancient times.

Kierkegaanks, 13 days ago to random

I accidentally cooked a low sodium meal. It tastes like regrets.