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Kierkegaanks

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Class before ass. I don’t know what that actually means.

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In a time when the western world is so divided it’s on the brink of civil war, there are still two issues that unite everyone: You don’t shoot puppies in the face. And who ever came up with this useless brainfart and forced it on us needs to pay

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Why is nobody saying that Banff can not be a real place with a name like that?

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55 years ago today, rock group The Doors auditioned Karl Marx as a new singer after Jim Morrison’s substance abuse had made him too unreliable to bring on tour

Kierkegaanks, to random
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My favorite struggle foods at the moment are in the first place, unshelled, roasted, lightly salted pistachios. Second place, avocado with olive oil. Third place, microwave ready frozen lasagna (bolognese or verduro)

I’m probably dying soon.

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Apparently we’re not free to urinate on Margaret Thatcher’s grave. Wasted asparagus. Damn nanny state.

Kierkegaanks, to chemistry
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Dumb question:

When the ratio of carbon-dioxide and methane increases in the atmosphere, does that happen at the cost of the ratio of oxygen, or is it spread out across all the atmospheric components?

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Me writing to my bank:
Your latest app update broke a feature in this, this, and this way compared to the previous version and the browser implementation

My bank to me:
Please call [number] for help with using the app

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This goes out to myself for a while since I got a new watch for the first time in 25 years when I hate casually splurging money

https://youtu.be/71ZHVmSuBJM

Kierkegaanks, to random
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I leg day, therefore I am

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News media in Sweden have at least temporarily put a focus on the severe price gouging in public transport that’s been going on for a while now.

The mental gymnastics of politicians responsible for public transport saying that prices have rocketed to make it more attractive for travelers who want an affordable environmentally friendly way of travelling is worthy of an Olympic gold medal

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Is it wonderful or creepy that you can’t overcook mushrooms (as long as you don’t burn them)?

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I haven’t followed the news for so long that I notice a distinct shift in mood towards negative emotions when I read/watch them now. The news seem to be a conduit of the abject horror of existence.

Kierkegaanks, to random
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Today marks the tenth time my current iPhone has downloaded U2’s Songs of innocense against my will. I should buy a little cake or something.

Kierkegaanks, to random
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If I walk about a mile and bring binoculars I can see a wind park and IT PROBABLY AFFECTS THE VALUE OF MY HOME 🤬

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Is a parable about the superrich and what being that wealthy does with your head?

Kierkegaanks, to random
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So Lizzo expressed basically that she concedes to being canceled and quits. Good job random bloodthirsty mob. Give eachother a celebratory reacharound.

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After tasting the kimchi I made with readymade gochujang paste, I still think the twat who put stevia in the paste formula should go to prison in korea

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(Me then) I need to stop buying random shit

(Me today) I found a vintage film developing tank and an onion soup bowl at a thrift store!!

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Donald Trump died and was reanimated a brain-eating ghoul as pieces of rotting flesh falls from him when he moves, and how that is bad news for Biden. I got $1200 from NYT for my OP-ED.

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One of the beautiful things about 2001 A space odyssey is that HAL the AI supercomputer on the ship is more human than the human crew, and becomes mentally ill when he can’t negotiate conflicting job requirements.

And the scene when Dave purportedly kills HAL while it is observing what’s happening is somehow more harrowing to watch than the scenes where all but one of the human crew get murdered by HAL.

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Could we have a thread of versions of songs that are better than the original versions?

My first offering is Motörhead’s version of Ted Nugent’s Cat scratch fever

https://youtu.be/_hxqlohb0Cs

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If you can see this you are being followed by a magical duck

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Some of you can hear this post

Kierkegaanks, to NoStupidQuestions
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“You’re lucky to meet me on a train because I’m on my way to pick up my new cybertruck from the dealer”

Is the woman dressed for grief in the context of the time and culture of the painting? In other words… is the 19th century cryptobro knowingly chatting up a woman who just lost a parent, sibling or partner?

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