Kierkegaanks

RickiTarr, 1 month ago to random

It insane to me how often women are not given pain management for gynecological procedures, because many many years ago a male doctor who's never had a vagina, cervix, or uterus decided that there weren't enough nerve endings up there to hurt significantly. I think it's time to put this fallacy to bed. It most definitely does hurt, and people who have literally no experience with female equipment don't get to decide this for me. Trust me docs, you don't want to taste your own medicine on this.

Kierkegaanks, 22 days ago to random

I leg day, therefore I am

Kierkegaanks, 3 months ago to random

The lesson from Brexit is that billionaires will literally murder a nation to avoid paying a fraction more tax

RickiTarr, 12 days ago (edited 12 days ago) to random

What advice would you give to someone just starting out in a relationship?

Mine might sound kind of dark in relation to the question, but here goes:

People change, and they should, it's part of being a person. Some people are lucky, and they change in the same direction, but some don't, and that's okay too. There's no shame in leaving a relationship or changing the nature of a relationship that no longer serves you. We are all taught that every relationship, whether romantic or friendship, is supposed to last forever, but nothing is forever, and forcing something that no longer works, just ends in anger and bitterness. Knowing when to let go is as important as knowing when to hold on through a rough patch, and how to know either of those things is the most cliché advice of all, COMMUNICATE.

Kierkegaanks, 19 days ago to random

Please sir I want some Friday

Kierkegaanks, 3 months ago to random

A crushing blow was dealt against international standardized units by an American news organization

Kierkegaanks, 3 months ago to random

“There’s more to life than doing just one thing over and over until you die”

Kierkegaanks, 1 month ago to random

Possibly today Satan

Kierkegaanks, 4 months ago to random

God bless #PedroPascal for dressing for a red carpet award event like he’s a bank teller going to see his best friend’s The Cure tribute band play at a pub ❤️

Kierkegaanks, 8 days ago to random

Kierkegaanks, 1 month ago to random

Cattitudes being saved by the fire brigade

Cat seeking comfort
Cat in murder mode

Kierkegaanks, 4 months ago to random

Google maps seems to be more focused on me purchasing shit on the way than me getting where I want to go. This what we call building trust

Kierkegaanks, 10 days ago to random

Kierkegaanks, 3 months ago to random

I will order an empanada for everyone, a big empanada, a beatiful empanada (and I know empanadas) and Mexico will beg us to pay for it

Kierkegaanks, 3 months ago to random

Danny DeVito doesn’t know you, but he loves you nonetheless. But you knew that!

Kierkegaanks, 2 months ago to random

Brb. Going back in time to change the constitution so that public utilities cannot be privatized

Kierkegaanks, 1 month ago to random

Does this rag smell like ether to you?

Kierkegaanks, 22 days ago to random

Buying a massive fucking truck to have the space to carry in case you need it?

How about renting a fucking truck once every fifteen years instead?

RickiTarr, 16 days ago to random

Seriously heard someone saying they don't listen to many black artists, because they aren't really into rap. Bitch please, feel free to share songs from Black artists from any genre. Here is one of my favorites, if you like this song please check out her other work:

https://youtu.be/KovrJ8HXI1Q?si=HOYIG7YMuAUTsJz6

Kierkegaanks, 2 months ago to random

Apparently we’re not free to urinate on Margaret Thatcher’s grave. Wasted asparagus. Damn nanny state.

Kierkegaanks, 2 days ago to privacy

Remember when #privacy had to be invaded manually?

CHARLES: Oh, God. I’ll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!

CAMILLA: (laughing) What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers? (Both laugh). Oh, you’re going to come back as a pair of knickers.

CHARLES: Or, God forbid, a Tampax. Just my luck! (Laughs)

CAMILLA: You are a complete idiot! (Laughs) Oh, what a wonderful idea

Kierkegaanks, 13 days ago to random

I accidentally cooked a low sodium meal. It tastes like regrets.

Kierkegaanks, 9 days ago to random

Seagulls are basically obnoxiously loud flying sacks of hydrochloric acid

RickiTarr, 4 days ago to random

What if you were allowed to put any picture/text on any book cover. What is your book choice and what picture/text would you choose?

Ridiculous Example:

Kierkegaanks, 4 months ago to random

What’s the point of being so tired all the time after the first ten years of being alive?