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LilahTovMoon, to random

"She's everything. He's Just Ken."

Barbie = { Everything }

Ken ∈ Everything

∴ Barbie is Ken

Given that Barbie is everything and that Ken is a member of the set Everything, we therefore know that Barbie is Ken.

Haste,
@Haste@mastodon.social avatar

@LilahTovMoon I spent way too much time on this stupid joke, here it’s your curse now

gupdoo3,

@LilahTovMoon great job everyone we solved gender

LilahTovMoon, to random

It's only Peace if it comes with Justice. Otherwise it's just sparkling oppression.

LilahTovMoon,

@jamie_blumberg Oh, I totally had to look it up in the Talmud (I only had a vague recollection). I think it's a sentiment expressed in so many ways and I don't think the song's version is any less great.

I have a strong belief that good ideas should be restated in many different ways because different things connect with different people and people get exposed to ideas by different venues.

The amount of fancy-sounding stuff that I learned from pop culture is pretty high.

jamie_blumberg,
@jamie_blumberg@hachyderm.io avatar

@LilahTovMoon I definitely think there is a great argument to be made for the power of remix and reinvention to add additional nuance and meaning to existing ideas.

The Douglass, MLK and Talmudic versions are about how peace is a byproduct of justice and cannot exist without it. The song version is a call to arms, that the singer will ensure there is no peace unless there is justice. Very similar idea, very different implications.

LilahTovMoon, to feminism

Utah is now asking for detailed menstrual information for girls looking to register for high school sports.

skymtf,

@LilahTovMoon I love the fact this is not only anti trans but attempting to track their cycles so school staff can identify when students are pregnant and also if they get an abortion. I hate this fucking country

BeAware,
@BeAware@social.beaware.live avatar

@LilahTovMoon I would literally just put "unrelated to sports" on each line. Then if they deny registration, file a report for sexual harassment. If they want to know about teenage girls vaginas, they deserve to be registered as sex offenders.

LilahTovMoon, to random

People ask me why I use JetBrains' IDEs instead of VS Code.

I like getting findom'd by my IDE.

abimelechbeutelbilch,

@LilahTovMoon why don't you use which is VS Code without MS branding/telemetry/licensing what is pretty cool and nice not being tracked by MS…!? 🤔

LilahTovMoon, to random

Who do you think has the best dad joke in history?

I'd have to nominate the Dutch Royal Family. They named their eldest daughter Beatrix knowing that eventually the Netherlands would literally have a Queen Bea.

👑 🐝 👑 🐝 👑 🐝 👑

LilahTovMoon,

@CodexNotFound Ah, in English it'd a nickname for Beatrix and pronounced like the word for the pollinator "bee"

EveOfTheFuture,

@LilahTovMoon

A child a few thousand years ago: Father, I am hungry

Their father, a mesopotamian scribe who sees his chance for immortality:

LilahTovMoon, to Tennis

Watching Wimbledon, I immediately noticed this rule change allowing women to wear dark-colored undershorts (https://www.npr.org/2022/11/17/1137394181/wimbledon-dress-code-change-white-period-women)

Last year, Wimbledon stopped referring to married women as "Mrs. Husband-Name" (https://www.espn.com/tennis/story/_/id/33992017/wimbledon-drop-miss-mrs-titles-women-honor-board)

It's kinda crazy that it took until 2022/2023 for these changes to happen.

RichSPK,

@LilahTovMoon I sure hope we don't back slide!

portugeek,
@portugeek@c.im avatar

@LilahTovMoon And that’s a sports tournament. In the country where I live, all official correspondence from government institutions or from banks to a married woman always includes the husband’s surname in front of her surname, regardless of whether she has taken it or not… :/

LilahTovMoon, to random

Nebraska Mom Pleads Guilty to Giving Abortion Pills to Her Teen Daughter

Jessica Burgess faced eight years in prison for helping her then 17-year-old get abortion pills. A plea deal brought it down to two

https://jezebel.com/nebraska-mom-pleads-guilty-to-giving-abortion-pills-to-1850621217

This kinda sh*t is scary as F

beastieboyofthenet,

@LilahTovMoon yay! Now rape victims have to choose between abortions or giving birth to a rapist's child!

Piousunyn,

@LilahTovMoon Have not heard if Judge decided on the legality of the law yet?

LilahTovMoon, to random

In case anyone on here has illusions that I'm cool, I just went furniture shopping with a protractor.

notsometony,

@LilahTovMoon I’d say that’s pretty cool 😆

jni,
@jni@fosstodon.org avatar

@LilahTovMoon illusions intensify

LilahTovMoon, to random

Chelsea Manning: Be Gay, Do Grimes

wallamidyl,

@LilahTovMoon bad news: this hasn't happened in like a year

anathema_device,
@anathema_device@bne.social avatar

@LilahTovMoon 🤣👍

LilahTovMoon, to bluesky

Billionaires are giving closed social networks a new hat!

Before people argue that is open, it's not open until there are many different servers that aren't controlled by Bluesky.

Before people argue that is open, it's not open until they implement ActivityPub (and in a fair way rather than embrace, extend, extinguish)

We've yet to see if they will actually be open.

, , , , , and others in the are actually open today.

Simpsons episode "Lisa vs Malibu Stacy" with a kid pointing at a "new" Malibu Stacy. It's captioned, "They changed closed social networks that lock you in! They're better than ever!"
Simpsons episode "Lisa vs Malibu Stacy" with Lisa taking the hat off Malibu Stacy. It's captioned "Wait, don't be fooled! It's just a regular closed social network with a stupid new overlord."
Simpsons episode "Lisa vs Malibu Stacy" with Smithers pointing and saying "But it's got a new overlord!"

skymtf,

@LilahTovMoon threads is not open unless I can self host an instance. I do think bsky plans to enable federation given they are actively testing it now

skymtf,

@LilahTovMoon people on bsky are like oh no not activtypib, you gotta toolctl follow userhash.

LilahTovMoon, to random

When I came out as trans, it was hard for me to choose a name because I was told a girl has no name.

LilahTovMoon,

@notsometony I thought it was a really common name. I know multiple other redheaded Shoshanas. When I started using it, I realized it isn't that common for a lot of people.

notsometony,

@LilahTovMoon I think the only other time I’ve heard that name is Inglorious Basterds and she was super awesome.

LilahTovMoon, to random

Conservatives are always saying "beware of people with pronouns in BIOS". Jokes on them, my computer uses UEFI firmware!

NormanDunbar,
@NormanDunbar@mastodon.scot avatar

@LilahTovMoon I had to think, just for a couple of seconds there!

Good one!

LilahTovMoon, to random

These bathroom choices are starting to get confusing!

LilahTovMoon, to random

Elon's new plan for Twitter

bornach,
@bornach@masto.ai avatar
LilahTovMoon, to random

SCOTUS just struck down Biden's student loan forgiveness. Student loan payments will resume this fall.

In case you're unaware, there are lots of income-driven repayment plans. If you have student loans, you should look into them (Pay As You Earn, Revised Pay As You Earn, Income-Based Repayment, Income-Contingent Repayment).

While Biden's blanket forgiveness was struck down, student loans can be forgiven after 20-25 years of payments (or 10 years of public service work). Income driven repayment plans can lower your student loan payments to 10% of discretionary income. It's not perfect, but they can help a lot of people.

https://studentaid.gov/manage-loans/repayment/plans/income-driven

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