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Louisa

@Louisa@mastodon.xyz

An undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about me
She/her

"Here's some jokes that I made, that you'll like" -Me

Check out my Threadless shop! https://thediremushrump.threadless.com/

Check out my YouTube channel!
https://youtube.com/@LouisasWorkshop

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Steely Dans & Wheelie Vans

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"Now when you scroll through a channel in the app, the slightest touch to the right side of the screen will open a reply to that comment. This won't cause any problems because no one will scroll with their right hand, no one has ever been left-handed" —Discord

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Happy birthday, to me 🥳

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If USA is so great how come there's no USB

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Folks, we did it

https://youtu.be/NwkgUwAry1I

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Did this clickbait erectile dysfunction ad steal someone's 10th Doctor + Rose sexy fan art? 😬

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I'm not a villain, honest, but I do suffer from this lifelong yearning to build and live in a tower. Every time I see this empty lot, a voice in my head goes, "Wow I'd love to buy it & build a tower there someday." Just a little one, ya know? Maybe six stories. Round, with a parapet on the upper balcony & a pointy cone roof above that...

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@nash have you ever read about this one? I'm enchanted by it

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/08/t-magazine/design/louisiana-cajun-country.html

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Knuckle tats MORE EGGS

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It's dangerous to go alone, take this

https://youtu.be/YRON9asYt0k

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Alexa, play Downeaster Alexa

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I've been missing , anybody got any poetry to share today?

Louisa,
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@carithlee from one of my favorite poets, because it snowed here (a little) this morning

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Accidentally fell asleep for 20 minutes so for the rest of the day I'm stuck with the mental state of someone who's been bonked on the head with a large cartoon hammer

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Anyway there's only one YouTube channel you need

https://m.youtube.com/@LouisasWorkshop

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"Her sides strong enough to withstand any blow, her armament and firepower of greater force than any enemy she might encounter"

Hello new Tinder profile

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So did this movie stumble so Godzilla could run? You can see the clear post-war scientific inspiration: terrible, powerful atomic stuff that is unfathomably dangerous to humans because it doesn't alert any of our senses, unlike most other threats

So you want to make a movie about how dangerous it is

But for a movie, you actually do need to focus it into something we can sense, like a big dinosaur/dragon

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I live 2 miles from this place https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Hill_(Delaware) so I've been the magnetic monster all along

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Oh my god, it was part of the UAAMU this entire time

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It's nice that movies tend to be short, but on the other hand I was just thinking I've been watching this for a WHOLE HOUR and I can't believe there are still 10 minutes left argh

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Five hundred million herbs? Eat shit, Colonel Sanders

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Mistyped with an i, the new LinkedIn is MonsteredIn

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I told my pregnant wife she's not fat enough, AITA?

#Monsterdon

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"You're the man now, dog!" I shout, casting a powerful curse on this dog

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I bought Baldur's Gate 3 last week and have yet to play it. Maybe during Christmas break.

Louisa,
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@breakfastgolem make a bard

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I'm starting a new linocut project, using (Instagram user) @Melosprout's Inktober 2022 prompts. I really enjoyed their 2023 prompts*, very Halloween-tinged, but last year they were much more holiday-cozy— which is perfect for what I want now

I'm doing all 31 prompts between now & the end of the year, I rearranged the official list to front-load autumnal things & back-load winter things, then used a random number generator for the things in between

*Here's my thread https://mastodon.xyz/@Louisa/111161589097353490

My rearranged list: autumn, pumpkin, rain, fall flavors, blanket, potion, book, warm meal, tea time, warmth, kitty, night, sleep, home, magic, adventure, sprout, breakfast, candle, baking, fluffy, cozy, yarn, cake, sounds, coffee, spice, bear, winter outfit, hot cocoa, spoopy

Louisa,
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6: Potion

• made from tree extracts
• boiled in a big cauldron
• cures sadness

So, as you can see, maple syrup is a potion

The stamp in brown, there's a screw cap on the bottle with fluted sides, a couple of shiny reflection marks, and a white maple leaf with brown veins, so you know for sure what's in there

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