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Louisa

@Louisa@mastodon.xyz

An undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about me
She/her

"Here's some jokes that I made, that you'll like" -Me

Check out my Threadless shop! https://thediremushrump.threadless.com/

Check out my YouTube channel!
https://youtube.com/@LouisasWorkshop

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I've spent probably 15 minutes on 2 different streams trying to get the subtitles back on— no luck— and it's pretty ironic this should happen during a movie with so little dialogue that I end up watching 2-3 minutes each time before finding out the subtitles still don't work

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Soy us a sauce, you're the Kikkoman

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A lot of egg appraisal and valuation in this movie

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I bring a "don't really know what I'm doing" vibe to this website

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"The sooner I start this, the sooner I'm done!" I tell myself, sitting in front of the computer with a fresh cup of coffee and my headphones on, not starting

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Our hero looks a lot like Patrick Swayze and I'm not just saying that because he's wearing the same shirt Swayze wears in Dirty Dancing

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So what do we think they used for the special effects flocking everywhere in 1962? Asbestos?

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All 60s bombshells kind of look like someone's mom

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I made some teeny tiles

https://youtu.be/IwoqlxMruAg

A literal handful of finished tiles, about 1 millimeter thick and shiny with UV resin

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Wait, is Marti interested in Buttchin or the Professor?

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Dr. Carson...

Dr. Carcin?

HE'S IN THE POCKET OF BIG CRAB

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Fuck around and mine clout

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New videooooooooo💥

https://youtu.be/cWQnhi3IC_4

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Some leftovers are so good it's like, I get to eat LEFTOVERS 🤩

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You know what? This 20 Million Miles to Earth monster didn't have any good motivation

Giant monsters are metaphors for unstoppable natural forces

Godzilla is like a bear that's determined to get into your house: strong, single-minded in destruction, MIGHT fuck you up just because

King Kong is the nightmare of a powerful ape: curious, unpredictable, doesn't know his own strength

This creature doesn't want food, territory, power, a mate, anything

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What's up it's

A picture of the grey rubbery linoleum block being carved, the outlines are all done and some of the negative spaces inside are still being worked on. There are little shreds of linoleum everywhere, I find it in my hair and my shoes

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[waking up in a bed made inside an empty sardine tin with a handkerchief for a blanket and a powder puff for a pillow] good morning

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At the stage of sinus infection where I feel normal almost all day, but I wake up feeling like a dried out mummy filled with poison

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Remember to buy sugar, visit Florida, and set fire to ants! Goodnight folks!!

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You might not know "Spice" Girls is an acronym, it stands for their nicknames:

Scary
Posh
Immaturity
Cinnamon
eSports

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Suburban dads just love to start shoveling snow while it's still snowing very hard

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There's always some talk after that reminds me that some people read their TL from most recent to oldest, which is so wrong I can't even accept that it happens

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@Gargron what the heck!! Doesn't that mean you see someone say "I'm out of the hospital now, thanks for the good wishes everyone" before you see them say "I think I just broke my leg" hours earlier?

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I love that every single gunshot MUST have a loud rootin-tootin wild west ricochet sound effect to go along with it

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Heh, that's what I call the fediverse heyoooOOOOOOOO💥🚨🌋

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