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Louisa

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An undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about me
She/her

"Here's some jokes that I made, that you'll like" -Me

Check out my Threadless shop! https://thediremushrump.threadless.com/

Check out my YouTube channel!
https://youtube.com/@LouisasWorkshop

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Me: I'm going to look at some art tools I don't need, just to get a feel for what's out there. I don't need them

Me 5 minutes later: hmm well if I can't have these things I will actually die, in real life

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[extremely long drag off a cigarette] Gal hardener? That's called LIFE

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starts in HALF HOUR

6pm PDT / 8pm CDT / 9 pm EDT

It Came From Outer Space (1953)

you'll enjoy it! or the aliens will replace you!

https://octodon.social/@Taweret/112271525340342563

Louisa,
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@moira @brooke up all night to clone people,
Up all night to steal copper 🎶

Louisa, to random
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Hey! Those resin dice I made came out way better than I expected

Since I got the $1 mold I've learned they're based on stolen work, AND the fonts on all the numbers aren't the same, so if I were to sell them I'd have to go through many more expensive steps 😬

But for now I'm glad I can experiment like this, these are clear resin with a pinch of PearlEx macro pearl sparkle, and a pinch of PearlEx interference blue, which I thought would look like moonstones. It does! (See video in the next post)

The same dice, still on a black velvet backdrop, from more of a downward angle to show off the blue a little more. The dice are sharp edged and there are some very small pinhole bubbles visible, because I don't have a pressure pot to take care of those

Louisa,
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Most dice makers use acrylic paint to ink the numbers, which is way easier, but I had my heart set on them being REALLY silver, so I used a Molotow Liquid Chrome paint pen. So then I had to clean up the edges with paint thinner instead of just water, but it was worth it

My hand slowly rotating the d20 so you can see the iridescence. My very loud wall clock is ticking in the background

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The rampant sexism bothered me less once I realized the movie "needed" it, like Briteis outranked Moore but in the end he had to be promoted not just to her level, but above her so he wouldn't be humiliated anymore

It's like if someone says they don't believe in climate change and you get angry but then they say that there's no such thing as climate because the earth is flat, and you're not mad anymore because you realize they're just an idiot

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[fumbling for my phone out of a dead sleep] Thomas Pinchin' would be a good name for a crab

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Blacula noooooooooooo you were the best of us

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"We're gonna dig up Billy's body"

I thought his name was Bobby?

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Every time Blacula seems lost after killing someone, I imagine he's thinking "Oof, what am I doing with my life"

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"You weren't polite enough when I said slavery is fine and I want to buy your wife, so I'm going to retaliate to the highest possible degree and double kill you"

That seems like what would happen, yes

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not a cell phone in sight. just everyone living in the moment.

Louisa,
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@jepyang where's everyone looking here

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One thing Spielberg understood with Indiana Jones and The Goonies is: it's really cool to see a bunch of Rube Goldberg nonsense done with practical effects and a shit ton of skeletons

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There's so much comedy potential when putting your name into a campaign ad

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awoooOOOOOO, Werewolves of Washington 🎶

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I dreamt that cartographers all agreed Blue = Water was old and tired, so they started introducing new 2024 maps where the water is green

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If you can't handle me at my kiki, you don't deserve me at my bouba

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Can you describe this sheep monster?

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Movie trailer: sheep monster! Constant attacks! People running for their lives!

Actual movie: people have poorly ADRed conversations in various bars while the monster gets fed oatmeal in an oxygen tent

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The Abraham Lincoln honky tonk piano & banjo quartet

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New videooooooooo

https://youtu.be/ZJX6w9L5X-0

Another one that's just vibes really, you can watch me put together (some kit parts, mostly parts I made) a little cafe without commentary

I picked the music because it reminded me of Professor Layton's surreal not-quite-Europe

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You know sometimes at a store I get worried someone will notice me talking a picture, but sometimes I don't worry at all because I MUST get a picture of the balle cocasse

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"What was your purpose in coming here?"

"I don't have any purpose!"

Oooooooh DAMN self own

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This has music like a real movie, it's making me nervous

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