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MichaelPorter, to random
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I’m helping my neice navigate her online math course.
Isn’t the point of numbering things to make it easier?
Unit 3 is Chapter 4, and Lesson 4 in Unit 3 is numbered 3.3? 🙄

The navigation drop-down for the lessons in Unit 3, which is Chapter 4. Because Lesson 1 is a “Learning Guide,” all of the Lesson numbers are off by one compared to their names, e.g. Lesson 4 in Unit 3 is numbered 3.3.

MichaelPorter,
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@human3500 Sounds about right. I had my struggles with Word over the years, mostly with numbering formats... The worst was the exams I would get from other people, in which three different formats were used (probably leftover from when they edited someone else's old doc), and if you moved anything it would all get screwed up. Often the first thing I would do is strip all the formatting and start fresh. Nuke it from orbit...

jmcrookston,
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@MichaelPorter @human3500

I have some styles to make headers and numbered paras. Works well. Most of the time.

https://github.com/jonathanmc/Microsoft_Word_template

MichaelPorter, to random
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Wanna know how grumpy I am today? I just listened to two versions of “Both Sides Now,” the one by Joni, of course, and the one by Judy Collins, and they both annoyed me 😄
(Judy's version has drums, Joni's has a guitar bit that always sounds out of place to me)

btw, I have no musical talent to speak of, and am not worthy to lick the boots of either of these legends.

MichaelPorter, to Ottawa
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folks, if you are getting paving done, avoid Black Tar.

Paving is not rocket science, and I'm sure it works out for a lot of customers. But if you have the misfortune to get one of their incompetent crews, you will get:
• 1/4” of asphalt instead of the contracted 2.5”
• A driveway that starts falling apart (see previous point) in less than a year
• The company suggesting it’s your fault for driving on the surface too early (we didn’t), or spilling oil/gasoline (from my electric car?)
• The company management offering superficial treatment (cheap for them) instead of the needed replacement or refund (not cheap, so they ignore the suggestion completely)
• Endless bromides regarding their (non-existent) high ideals regarding customer service

Please don't reply with suggestions for further action. Assume we've pursued them.
Just don't give these jerks your money.

MichaelPorter,
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Just so I’m very clear - The “not rocket science” remark was meant as a sarcastic comment towards Black Tar trying to gaslight us into thinking there was something complicated involved with the installation, as opposed to incompetent and shoddy work. I appreciate the trades in general, and there actually is some interesting science involved in asphalt.

I wasn’t unduly pressured to post this disclaimer 😄

MichaelPorter,
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@human3500 In our conversations with other pavers as we tried to get a handle on what action to take, we heard a lot of disparaging remarks about how BT runs their business. Some of these folks are former employees/contractors.

MichaelPorter, to random
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Thinking about The Friendly Giant tonight…
Why doesn’t anybody ever talk about how freakin’ big that rooster was?!

As you’re rolling your eyes, remember to look up. Look waaaaaaay up

ottaross,
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@MichaelPorter based on the size of the rocking chair and fireplace, that chicken was the size of a cube van.

human3500,
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@MichaelPorter Rusty and Jerome were operated by the same puppeteer. Now that is talent.

MichaelPorter, to math
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“Times” isn’t a verb.

#Math #Maths #Grammar

MichaelPorter, to random
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I rant too much here, so let me share a moment of joy I had yesterday:

I phoned my teacher’s federation office to change an address.

No robot phone decision tree, a real person picked up after the first ring. 🙀

After hearing what I needed to do, they transferred me to someone else, who also picked up after the first ring. 🙀

Business was concluded, have a great day.

I had to pinch myself…

MichaelPorter, to Ottawa
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"The school bus driver wasn't hurt, police said.”

Such a stupid thing to say.

Aside from the obvious bus>>bike aspect, I am sure that the bus driver was, in fact, harmed by the incident.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/school-bus-struck-child-1.7203463

MichaelPorter, to random
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I’m seeing this graphic making the rounds withouth attribution - many versions have the info at the bottom cut off. The creator is alienyrox2 on reddit (https://www.reddit.com/user/alienyrox2/).

https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/comments/ic1g5o/colors_of_aurora_oc/

human3500,
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@MichaelPorter You should always put your attribution in a place where it can't be cut off like this.

Also, your graphic in my app didn't show the attribution unless I opened the graphic. Maybe you are seeing a bit of that as well.

human3500,
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@MichaelPorter Flaws. A helper diagram.

MichaelPorter, to random
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After failing to see a total eclipse that swept right over my area, and missing out on the most spectacular auroral display of the decade, I’ve come to the realization that I am a minor cloud/rain deity.

My services are available, and for the good of all. All I ask is travel and accommodation.

I WILL BRING THE RAINS TO AFRICA

MichaelPorter, to Catroventos
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When did “necessaries of life” replace “necessities of life” in common parlance? Is it a legal term?

I know “necessaries” is technically correct, but it rankles every time.

MichaelPorter, to Astronomy
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Holy, freakin’… words fail me. I’ve never seen the aurora forecast blanket the country like this. Keep your eyes on the skies this weekend!!

More info:
https://spaceweather.com

https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/products/aurora-viewline-tonight-and-tomorrow-night-experimental

#Astronomy #StarGazing #Aurora

MichaelPorter, to Teachers
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Just visited the school I retired from four years ago to say hi and check out the new renovations.

Whiteboards everywhere!

(er, sorry, “vertical non-permanent surfaces“)

While I appreciate the philosophy of getting the kids up and working things out for themselves, I’m really wondering about the massive amounts of plastic waste in the form of depleted whiteboard markers. Personally, I hated whiteboards when it was mostly just me using one, because I was constantly running out of markers. I can’t imagine how they cope now that all the students are using them, as well.

This is clearly an “out of sight, out of mind” issue for most folks, and I’m sure the petroplastics industry is totally fine with finding new ways to make money. But it’s incredibly shortsighted.

I know all about the drawbacks of chalk, but those inconveniences seem pretty minimal compared to the waste generated by whiteboards.

Is there a third low-tech option out there that allows for fine detail (so no drawing in sand 😄) without the waste? Why did people stop using chalkboards? The dust?

#Teachers #EduTooters

MichaelPorter, to random
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MichaelPorter, to Astronomy
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MichaelPorter,
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#Astronomy folks, the white-dwarf/red giant situation at T Coronae Borealis sounds very similar to the precursor to a Type Ia supernova. A little reading tonight has taught me that you get the supernovae with carbon–oxygen white dwarfs. What other kinds are there? At first it occurred to me that a red dwarf would eventually produce a white dwarf that was mostly H/He, but I don't imagine any of those have formed yet. Any hints or leads would be appreciated, I'm looking to improve on my recently-discovered ignorance in this area – Also any corrections to misconceptions stated above 😊

MichaelPorter, to ontario
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and folks - My friend just got an email thanking her for getting vaccinated, with a link to click to access her vaccine certificate. She hasn't been vaccinated lately, so my alarm bells are ringing.

The link to click goes to the domain awstrack.me, which does not look like a legit domain for this kind of thing. On the other hand, the email is addressed to her personally (i.e. there is a salutation that uses her real name), with a minor capitalization typo that was in the definitely-legit emails she recevied previously. Those previous emails also have a link to click that goes to the TLD awstrack.me.

"awstrack” makes me think Amazon Web Services are involved, but that particular TLD is registered in Luxembourg, if I read the whois entry correctly. Why would our provincial health service be routing sensitive information through a European domain?

I suspected that maybe someone got vaccinated recently, and the OHIP number was entered wrong. But my friend checked the portal, and her last vax recorded was in last year, as expected.

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