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Middaparka

@Middaparka@mastodon.social

Just keep pressing the keys and hope nobody notices.

An old and broken software developer with an interest in retro and vintage computing history and preservation.

Made the https://mastodon.social/@retrospecs iOS app amongst other things.

Ineffectually fighting the death of possibility / living the #MECFS dream. ๐Ÿค” #pwME

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nivrig, to random
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Been over and over this. Implemented the HoH sort function from the Z80, but I think there's edge cases where it doesn't work? I'm going to have to use computer science.

Middaparka,
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@nivrig Steady.

nivrig, to random
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FFS.

Middaparka,
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@nivrig I think, on balance, that all squares are bastards, especially isometrically projected ones.

stroughtonsmith, to random
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If you thought LLMs were a major contributor to a devastating decline in software quality, they've got nothing on SwiftUI ๐Ÿ˜›

Middaparka,
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@stroughtonsmith How can you say that when itโ€™s such a fully-featured replacement forโ€ฆ ohโ€ฆ no, wait.

๐Ÿค”

nivrig, to random
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Gonna leave it there for now. I'm really fecking tired today and there's burgers that need grilling soon.

Middaparka,
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@nivrig Thatโ€™s some pretty sweet progress - itโ€™s looking amazing. ๐Ÿ™Œ

nivrig, to random
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Out and about. Itโ€™s not raining, which is werid.

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Middaparka,
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@nivrig The home of great tasteโ€ฆ

โ€ฆing potatoes.

nivrig, to random
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Mandatory Fun Two Day AI Hackathon with Microsoft Copilot.

Middaparka,
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@nivrig Christ. Heavy โ€œmay you live in interesting timesโ€ vibes.

Did you offend someone important or summat?

craiggrannell, to random
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The state of Labour with this. โ€œLabour has no plans for a youth mobility scheme. We have already suggested some tangible ways that we would look to improve the relationship and deliver for British businesses and consumers, including seeking a veterinary agreement to tackle trade barriers, mutual recognition of professional qualifications and improved touring opportunities for artists.โ€

From: @JugglingWithEggs
https://mstdn.social/@JugglingWithEggs/112299858529677159

Middaparka,
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@craiggrannell @JugglingWithEggs Itโ€™s just peachy that the current best option to replace the Conservative Party is a fractionally less shit version called โ€œLabourโ€œ, but with seemingly little connection to any traditional Labour Party values.

People are crying out for real change, but all theyโ€™re going to get, at best, is a watered down version of the same thing, led by someone who lives and dies by opinion polls.

Lingmops, to random
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There is far too much C++ in C++

Middaparka,
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@guffo @Lingmops Largely for curiosity value only these days, but Objective-C always felt vastly more sensible, although perhaps thatโ€™s just because Iโ€™m a sucker for the method declaration approach it uses.

The NeXT/Apple libraries were also very โ€œcompleteโ€ for their time.

craiggrannell, to random
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Mastodon users shared my CPC post (thank you*), as did Bluesky users. There was even traction on LinkedIn. Threads? Not a sausage. Presumably theyโ€™re all Oric fans over there or something.

  • Genuinely. Retro gaming articles do really inconsistent traffic on Stuff, and so the more eyes, the better. Iโ€™d like to be doing more pieces like this, but traffic needs to be sufficient to justify it.

Curiously, the C64 equivalent has been doing really well, but weโ€™re not entirely sure why!

Middaparka,
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@craiggrannell I would say I feel sorry for those Beeb owners out there, but their parents were likely loaded, so theyโ€™re probably doing alright for themselves.

๐Ÿค”

Middaparka, to random
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In a just world, the final boss battle in Bloodborne would be set to the theme from Bubble Bobble.
https://bobbinsrobots.com/@Bobbins/112229268008776968

nivrig, to amiga
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Middaparka,
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@nivrig That final line. ๐Ÿซก

craiggrannell, to random
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Just spent some time noodling around with music. Managed to create an earworm thatโ€™s now going round and round in my head. Thatโ€™sโ€ฆ good, I think?

Middaparka,
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@craiggrannell Are any of your noodlings out and about yet?

(Nothing obvious in your linktree I could see.)

nivrig, to amiga
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So far, so good.

We have floors, but we can't do walls yet. The builds the walls up in a layered bitmap from parts, which the can't really do easily.

I'll look into pre-generating all the possible wall configurations or something like that.

Middaparka,
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@nivrig Status update: Iโ€™m getting so close to dropping the inevitable โ€œTo be that good takes agesโ€ joke, but Iโ€™m managing to keep a lid on it.

nivrig, to devlog
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Middaparka,
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@nivrig Hark at you with your fancy domain name. And URL shortener.

And probably some other stuff.

Bobbins, to random
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Thereโ€™s overselling a game and then thereโ€™s this. https://botsin.space/@gamemagprintads/112170608092513874

Middaparka,
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@Bobbins On the upside, you can pretend itโ€™s alternate lyrics to The Ballroom Blitz.

Soโ€ฆ thereโ€™s that?

craiggrannell, to random
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To Affinity and beyond: what does the Canva buyout means for the future of Serif?

https://reverttosaved.com/2024/03/26/to-affinity-and-beyond-what-does-the-canva-buyout-means-for-the-future-of-serif/

^ My thoughts on the Serif buyout.

Middaparka,
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@craiggrannell Yep - that nails it precisely for me.

If they do switch to a subscription model for v3, I can only hope that the v2 version of the suite keeps working across updates to macOS for at least a few years to come. Naive, huh?

Middaparka,
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@craiggrannell It's more a concern that Apple will add some new sandboxing hurdle or similar that breaks the existing apps.

Iโ€™d file such an eventuality under โ€œunsurprisingโ€ if I'm honest.

retrospecs, (edited ) to random
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As a heads-up, I think Retrospecsโ€™ availability within EU App Stores may need to change.

In short, Iโ€™m not prepared to publish my home address and mobile number on the App Store so I can comply with the Digital Services Act, so rather than go down this route Iโ€™ll simply remove Retrospecs from sale within the EU.

Itโ€™s a pity, as I know there are a lot of users within Europe, but hopefully you can understand why Iโ€™m doing this.

Fun times.

Middaparka,
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@Liquidream @retrospecs No idea whatsoever.

Iโ€™ve found a sensibly priced PO Box option though, so fingers crossed.

Middaparka,
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@nivrig Iโ€™ve signed up for https://www.ukpostbox.com

They do a โ€œper-itemโ€ option that should hopefully be as close to free as possible.

Iโ€™m awaiting address verification with them, so hopefully thatโ€™ll proceed smoothly.

Middaparka, to random
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Hmmโ€ฆ that @retrospecs iOS app I created will have been in the App Store for 10 years in June.

Iโ€™m an ideal world Iโ€™d celebrate this anniversary, perhaps with an update filled with exciting new features, but due to my ME/CFS Iโ€™ve zero energy left after my part-time job and my increasingly aged laptop only begrudgingly runs Xcode and the iOS simulator.

(Incidentally, Iโ€™m one of the lucky ones in terms of ME/CFS in that I can just about work part-time from home, but thatโ€™s a whole other thing.)

craiggrannell, to retrogaming
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So yesterdayโ€˜s โ€“ number 256 โ€“ was meant to echo the infamous Pac-Man kill screen. And thatโ€™s in part because the series is ending for now.

It was intended to scratch a itch and give me a fun thing to write every day. But itโ€™s becoming harder to think of what to write and the daily thing went out the window a while ago.

It may return. Or something similar. For now, though, thanks for reading to those who did. And if you havenโ€™t yet, there are 256 entries to read! ๐Ÿ‘พ

Middaparka,
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@craiggrannell Itโ€™s been a great trip down memory lane / excuse to check out some games that passed me by. ๐Ÿ™Œ

nivrig, to random
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DAYJOB talking about a great new mobile app that will let me do training and other things on the commute. I need them to understand I will never do this. Work stuff is for work time (and I don't have a commute).

Middaparka,
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@nivrig Sweet - paid overtime!

Oh no, wait, etc.

craiggrannell, to random
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Atari having fun with PR boxes again. The tiny snag: theyโ€™re not sealed. So when I pulled this out of its container, on which there was no handy arrow, the 400 Mini fell out and slid across the office floor. No harm done, mind. Mini-consoles are nigh-on indestructible.

Middaparka,
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@craiggrannell Oooโ€ฆ guessing itโ€™s a fake keyboard?

(Although some would argue that the actual Atari 400 keyboard, etc. etc. )

craiggrannell, to retrogaming
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#DailyRetroGame 254: Shadowfax (1982)

Even in 1982, youโ€™d have felt shortchanged by this endless shooter. You as Gandalf, riding Shadowfax, had to take down Nazgรปl with lightning blasts. Until you died. And that was it. Still, at least the horse animation looked lovely on the VIC.

Creator Mike Singleton would a few years later go on to much bigger and better LOTRish things, with Lords of Midnight and Doomdarkโ€™s Revenge.

Play it on: #VIC20

Gameplay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIQsoAPUfSA

#retrogaming

Middaparka,
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@craiggrannell His โ€œSnake Pitโ€ was mighty fine for its time on the VIC-20.

nivrig, to random
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Off work today. There were things Iโ€™d wanted to do but, thanks to four hours sleep because children, I think Iโ€™ll mainly be being tired instead.

Middaparka,
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@nivrig I know this pain.

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