Petprez

Petprez, 8 days ago to random

#ThickTrunkTuesday #NaturePhotogrsphy #LandscapePhotography

Petprez, 19 days ago to Battlemaps

#ForestFriday #Forest #Mosstodon #NaturePhotography #CrownShyness

Petprez, 20 days ago to random

#Mosstodon #NaturePhotography

Petprez, 5 months ago to space

JWST does it again in spectacular fashion. Download full resolution images here.
#JWST #nasa #Astrodon #astrophotography

https://www.nasa.gov/missions/webb/nasas-webb-rings-in-holidays-with-ringed-planet-uranus/

RickiTarr, 5 months ago to random

Don't dress slutty, but please try to be sexy.

Be on the alert for predators at all times, this is your job, because they can't just be expected control themselves, but don't be afraid of all men...somehow.

You need to be strong, but not too strong, you don't want anyone to feel emasculated.

You need to want to have children, you have a womb, you just have to use it, but please don't let the children interfere with anything else you need to do. We are already doing you a favor giving you eight weeks of unpaid leave!

Be very thin, but also eat cheeseburgers and drink beer, because we don't want to acknowledge that for most people, being very thin involves not eating enough.

Be vulnerable and emotionally available, but I swear to God, if you cry at work, or express anger about anything, you're going to make everyone uncomfortable, HR needs to talk with you.

I get that you're working full time and 3 other people live in your house, but it's you're fault it's not clean enough, and did you really get take out again?

You need to have it all, but don't expect any hand outs.

Be smart, but don't show off, EVER, be demure, let them think it was their idea.

You need to be funny, but don't try to get attention, and don't snort laugh, and not too dirty, please don't mention your period!

And ffs, would it hurt you to smile?!

RickiTarr, 6 months ago to random

Okay, what movie/TV show/ book has the best take on time travel and why?

mattblaze, 7 months ago to photography

I just got a complaint about my #photography posts, which I concluded came from a troll, but perhaps I’m actually coming off in a way that rubs people the wrong way here.

The complaint was that by posting high resolution images and describing in detail the processes used to create them, I’m merely “showing off” in a way that isn’t useful to most people.

I indeed do rather niche photography, using relatively esoteric gear. I think some people are interested in process and enjoy the results.

Alice, 7 months ago to random

For this #FollowFriday, I’m going to be a real brat and recommend that you follow my other account on Pixelfed since you don’t need to be on Pixelfed and can follow with your Mastodon account.

Disclaimer: I am NOT a photographer and simply like taking photos of random things with my crappy iPhone camera.

@Alice (Pixelfed edition)

Petprez, 1 year ago to random

The day before solstice
#LandscapePhotrography #Seascape