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Semi_Hemi_Demigod

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I’m just this guy, you know. Except on Lemmy.

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I bet none of the other guys wept over the death of a piglet

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I think that age and good country living have mellowed him out a bit. He’s not nearly as much of a stupid asshole in the latest season.

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Name a more iconic duo than American politicians and taking protest songs out of context.

So is Blinken the “kindler, gentler machine gun hand?”

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I only miss it because Facebook Marketplace has killed Craigslist and I have some crap I need to sell

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Let’s be honest: They’re not even going to upgrade the grid if it fails and burns down half the state

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The fact that it’s even close is an indictment of the American people.

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People always complain about Altimas because they’re unpredictable, but the absolute worst offenders I see are Honda CRV drivers specifically because they’re trying to be polite on the road. I’d take some busted Altima weaving through traffic over a CRV who decides to be nice and stop at the end of the onramp so they don’t cut anyone off.

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On top of the other two replies: Mine has a setting to make yogurt. You just add milk and about a tablespoon of active culture yogurt

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I guess if our populace has become this damn stupid, then democracy can’t work here anymore.

Majority rule don’t work in mental institutions

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Sometimes you gotta make the airplane noise to get the kids to eat their vegetables

Semi_Hemi_Demigod,
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directly drinking high levels of the avian influenza virus will give them immunity to the deadly pathogen

It’s like homeopathy but even stupider

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I honestly don’t think it would change anyone’s mind at this point.

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Anyone who still supports him after all of the shit he’s said and done is complicit. It was clear from the beginning he was an asshole.

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I just got off the freeway jockeying for position with trucks whose hoods are the height of my entire car, so I am acutely aware that it’s happening. It’s just yet another way that I feel like an alien in my birth country.

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Not just lab rats for the experiment, but examples to show the Russians what could happen if they decided to try something in Europe.

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“Thank you for calling 911. We care about your emergency and will respond as soon as we vote on who will answer the phone. Our next election will take place in three days. Please hold.”

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trolley named atrocity

The sequel to “Streetcar Named Desire”

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You’re complicit in the genocide just by living in the place where the switch is. Your tax dollars paid for that trolley.

Americans are choking on surging fast-food prices. "I can't justify the expense," one customer says (www.cbsnews.com)

Kevin Roberts remembers when he could get a bacon cheeseburger, fries and a drink from Five Guys for $10. But that was years ago. When the Virginia high school teacher recently visited the fast-food chain, the food alone without a beverage cost double that amount....

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We won’t end corn subsidies because Iowa gets first pick in presidential elections.

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I was a gifted kid who realized that when I applied myself all I got was more and harder work that I also didn’t want to do. Being successful academically felt like a punishment.

So I don’t mind at all that I’m filling out Jira tickets. It’s easy work and I have other things to enjoy.

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I’m actually 42. This is my sixth presidential election. I’m old enough to know this post is writing a check our government can’t cash. It’s too broken.

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Calm your tits. I’ve been voting D like a good little neoliberal since 2000.

I don’t need to give them more power. They’ve already elected two presidents without the popular vote, hold most of the Senate because it gives land more power than people, and the House because we haven’t fixed representation in a century. Not to mention the fuckery in every single one of the states they can pull off.

The fact that Republicans are able to do that sort of shit is how it’s broken. They’re not the problem, they’re a symptom of people winning game with broken mechanics. Like the end of Monopoly when one asshole has all the money.

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