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Skoop

@Skoop@phpc.social

PHP | speaker | anticapitalist entrepreneur | (radio) DJ | podcast host

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rskuipers, to random
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Shoutout to PHPWomen by @michelle opening

Skoop,
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@rskuipers watch out for a pretty big picture of an ugly face later in the talk ;)

Skoop,
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@rskuipers ah right, that helps :)

sarah, to php
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Starting the adventure to @phpday today. Excited to see everyone in the community tomorrow!

Skoop,
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@sarah @phpday I'm sad to not be there, but have fun. It is the most amazing conference in a fantastic city

Skoop,
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@derickr @sarah @phpday oh, that's a bummer

Skoop, to random
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Jelrik speaking at on biases and assumptions

Skoop, to random
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It's PHPAmersfoort time, and we've come to the conclusion that either @rskuipers is here, or there are official opening slides. Nobody has ever seen both at the same time ;)

rskuipers, to random
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Anyone going for food tonight in Verona?

Skoop,
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@rskuipers whatever you do, at some point go to Nastro Azzuro to get the Risotto Al Amarone. That is heaven on a plate. https://maps.app.goo.gl/jW37BiLvKVRgo6Ee6?g_st=ic

Skoop, to AdobePhotoshop
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#Adobe could save so much money in customer support by creating self-service tooling that actually works.

Skoop,
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  • Logged in to my business account.
  • Ordered a Photoshop license
  • Can not find ordered Photoshop license in my business account, even though I see the transaction on the creditcard
  • Support does not respond in chat
  • After a lot of searching, the license was assigned to my personal profile

WAT?!

Skoop,
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@afilina to be fair, both accounts are linked to the same emailaddress. But still, how the hell does this work?

Skoop, to random
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This. So much this.
https://mastodon.social/@davew/112411825924458878

sirber, to php
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I'm starting a 22h course on C#.
outside is dying...

Skoop,
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@sirber dying? My experience is completely different. But it can't hurt to get new skills :)

Skoop,
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@sirber might be a geographic difference. We had a bit of a low point here in The Netherlands, but I'm seeing a lot of PHP work again now

mwop, to php
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Blogged a bit about ZendHQ, and how I'm priming queues, as well as some of the features I really appreciate as a user.

https://mwop.net/blog/2024-05-07-zendhq-jq-warmup.html

Skoop,
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@mwop sounds similar to the Zend Server JobQueue, although you mention at the end that it is not actually the same. I always really enjoyed the ZS JobQueue, so I'd probably enjoy this one too

Skoop,
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@mwop time is my biggest constraint. Because I 'd love to play with this

Skoop, to random
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A successful climate alarm today with the local Extinction Rebellion chapter. And gotten quite a bit of XR work done in the past hour.

I hope you are having a good day

Skoop, to random
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Is my search-fu leaving me, or is there no PHAR for Rector?

Skoop,
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@heiglandreas then it's not just me. that is a shame, because Rector requires PHPStan, so my effort to use PHARs for the QA tools is sort of moot then

Skoop,
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@danielsiepmann but that's the thing: we're doing a lot of upgrades right now, and dependency-issues are the biggest problem we run into. mostly issues with dependencies of dev-tools. so I was hoping to put all QA/analysis tools as PHARs to minimize those issues. Everything is a PHAR, but not rector. and that requires PHPStan again. Opening up the issues again.

Skoop,
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@heiglandreas @sven Right now, I'm leaning towards using Phive to install PHPUnit, PHP CS Fixer, PHPStan. And using a separate composer.json for Rector, which may install PHPStan, but that will only be for Rector, I'd use the PHAR for actually running PHPStan.

Skoop,
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@theseer @heiglandreas @sven I could try. Although someone tried before: https://friendica.daniel-siepmann.de/display/3db7c7b4-1266-389e-e385-7af387595930

sarah, to php
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What do you use for offsite backups for applications and databases?

Skoop,
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@sarah containers in production, digital ocean spaces for uploaded files and managed databases

Skoop, to random
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It's bandspam, I mean bandcamp friday today! Here's a reminder that I recently released a new track: https://stefankoopmanschap.bandcamp.com/track/did-i-go-there

There's also quite a bit of old material on Bandcamp that you could also purchase if you want 😉

grmpyprogrammer, to php
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At I had a chance to talk with @mwop and @naderman about the PHP Foundation and a bunch of other stuff and conversations I’d had with @ralphschindler — gonna start working on presenting new ideas for the PHP web site to change the marketing messages and let everyone out there know what can do these days

Skoop,
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@grmpyprogrammer perhaps have a chat with @mvriel. Some years ago already he had some ideas for design changes to make the PHP website clearer and looking better.

heiglandreas, to random
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Amazon being very specific. Looks like they teamed up with Deutsche Telekom for estimating arrival times...

Skoop,
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@heiglandreas let's hope they don't team up with Deutsche Bahn for their delays then

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