crocs enthusiast, girl mom, cat lady #ADHD #TeamOrca
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Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random It's a beautiful day to scroll right past that post without leaving a vapid comment.
It's a beautiful day to scroll right past that post without leaving a vapid comment.
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random Eyelashes are the windshield wipers of the soul.
Eyelashes are the windshield wipers of the soul.
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random "Agree to disagree" sounds like you still want me to believe you. I'm not falling for it.
"Agree to disagree" sounds like you still want me to believe you. I'm not falling for it.
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random Why didn't anyone point out the typo in my post from 5 days ago? You people are fired!
Why didn't anyone point out the typo in my post from 5 days ago? You people are fired!
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random Some change might do me good but a stack of cash would be a whole lot better.
Some change might do me good but a stack of cash would be a whole lot better.
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random Have a blessed day! Me: No thanks
Have a blessed day!
Me: No thanks
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random Whenever a post begins "just a friendly reminder" is it just me or do you actually picture them like seethingly mad?
Whenever a post begins "just a friendly reminder" is it just me or do you actually picture them like seethingly mad?
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random Idk who needs to hear this but odds are you won't in fact remember that brilliant idea for a post. Jot down a note.
Idk who needs to hear this but odds are you won't in fact remember that brilliant idea for a post. Jot down a note.
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random Shoutout to people who cruise my page boosting everything except my toots.
Shoutout to people who cruise my page boosting everything except my toots.
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random Cleo followed me around my dreams last night, fucking with me and interrupting my conversations. I'm still waiting for an apology. #Caturday
Cleo followed me around my dreams last night, fucking with me and interrupting my conversations. I'm still waiting for an apology. #Caturday
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random Live your life like nobody's watching and dance like you don't need the money.
Live your life like nobody's watching and dance like you don't need the money.
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random If you get the choice to sit it out or dance, I hope you get a drink while lines at the bar are short.
If you get the choice to sit it out or dance, I hope you get a drink while lines at the bar are short.
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random It's sort of strange that none of those erotic poetry guys made the leap to Mastodon. I'm guessing maybe their wives are here.
It's sort of strange that none of those erotic poetry guys made the leap to Mastodon. I'm guessing maybe their wives are here.
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random As a general rule of thumb, I avoid pinky promises.
As a general rule of thumb, I avoid pinky promises.
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random "Wait, you drink coffee every morning? Gross!" I say while chasing my Adderall with Coke Zero.
"Wait, you drink coffee every morning? Gross!" I say while chasing my Adderall with Coke Zero.
