crocs enthusiast, girl mom, cat lady #ADHD #TeamOrca
https://justmytoots.com/Stoned_Deva_@mas.to
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Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random He was rare, so I sent him back.
He was rare, so I sent him back.
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random Me: I know, I'll come up with a random scenario for use as toot fodder. Mastodon: In this essay, we will prove the aforementioned scenario is completely false while citing various sources of scholarly literature.
Me: I know, I'll come up with a random scenario for use as toot fodder.
Mastodon: In this essay, we will prove the aforementioned scenario is completely false while citing various sources of scholarly literature.
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago @devxvda Omg, I love this! 😂🏆
@devxvda Omg, I love this! 😂🏆
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random Nope, no breakup. I actually chose this hairdo of sound mind.
Nope, no breakup. I actually chose this hairdo of sound mind.
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago @marq
@marq
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago @Eamon1916 Not intentionally but yeah, kinda lol @marq
@Eamon1916
Not intentionally but yeah, kinda lol
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago @Eamon1916 😘
@Eamon1916 😘
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago @Skepticat 😊🙏
@Skepticat 😊🙏
ozofriendly, 1 year ago (edited 1 year ago) to random https://songwhip.com/lanadelrey/aandw #nowlistening
https://songwhip.com/lanadelrey/aandw #nowlistening
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago @ozofriendly @pausedmortem 😍
@ozofriendly @pausedmortem 😍
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random cherry flavored chapstick (🍒 for the soul)
cherry flavored chapstick (🍒 for the soul)
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random When someone says, "Trust me, I'm a vault," I imagine pad locking their mouth shut, then never speaking to them again.
When someone says, "Trust me, I'm a vault," I imagine pad locking their mouth shut, then never speaking to them again.
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago @victor 😂
@victor 😂
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random RIP Mr. Belafonte https://songwhip.com/harry-belafonte/jump-in-the-line
RIP Mr. Belafonte
https://songwhip.com/harry-belafonte/jump-in-the-line
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random Many of you hate Crocs and will die on that hill. I'm just sorry to see you walk away, especially in such uncomfy shoes.
Many of you hate Crocs and will die on that hill. I'm just sorry to see you walk away, especially in such uncomfy shoes.
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random Trailmix without M&M's? That's completely nuts!
Trailmix without M&M's? That's completely nuts!
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago @dpp 👏👏😂
@dpp 👏👏😂
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random Signs you might secretly be getting older: You choose a restaurant not only for the food but also based on table spacing, chair comfort, and washroom facilities.
Signs you might secretly be getting older: You choose a restaurant not only for the food but also based on table spacing, chair comfort, and washroom facilities.
LikeItOrLumpIt, 1 year ago to random When I felt sad, I just pictured all of you naked. Did I do that right?
When I felt sad, I just pictured all of you naked. Did I do that right?
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago @LikeItOrLumpIt individually I hope 😂
@LikeItOrLumpIt individually I hope 😂
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago @Coachmark @LikeItOrLumpIt *curtsy 😂
@Coachmark @LikeItOrLumpIt *curtsy 😂
Coachmark, 1 year ago to random Good Morning, Fediversians! I know, I know, it's Monday. Ugh. But hey, we can make it the best Monday possible if we want, right??......... Right? 😊 Cheers folks!
Good Morning, Fediversians!
I know, I know, it's Monday. Ugh.
But hey, we can make it the best Monday possible if we want, right??.........
Right? 😊
Cheers folks!
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago @Coachmark good morning Coach! 🌞
@Coachmark good morning Coach! 🌞
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago @Coachmark it flew by as per usual... hope you had a good one 😊
@Coachmark it flew by as per usual... hope you had a good one 😊
Eamon1916, 1 year ago to random deleted_by_author
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Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago @Eamon1916 @brian alt text is searchable... I searched "Jesus" bc it's Sunday. That's what happened, Rob. 😂
@Eamon1916 @brian alt text is searchable... I searched "Jesus" bc it's Sunday. That's what happened, Rob. 😂
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random Them: So, what's your story? Me: How long have you got?
Them: So, what's your story?
Me: How long have you got?
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago @Eamon1916 😂
@Eamon1916 😂
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago @Eamon1916 just as I suspected 🤔
@Eamon1916 just as I suspected 🤔
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago to random Blue skies, smiling at me (me: I have a boyfriend)
Blue skies, smiling at me
(me: I have a boyfriend)
Stoned_Deva_, 1 year ago @ozofriendly Sweet of you to say, but laughter or lack thereof hasn't been an issue yet 😉 @LikeItOrLumpIt
@ozofriendly
Sweet of you to say, but laughter or lack thereof hasn't been an issue yet 😉
@LikeItOrLumpIt
