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Stoned_Deva_

@Stoned_Deva_@mas.to

crocs enthusiast, girl mom, cat lady
#ADHD #TeamOrca

https://justmytoots.com/Stoned_Deva_@mas.to

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Not trying to break you down

https://songwhip.com/unkle/ever-rest

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Coleus is so amazing. These clippings were taken 5 days ago.

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@ozofriendly you can add root stimulator but in this case it was just water and sunlight.

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Should I make this my profile pic?

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Fearlessness and fuck you tactics are not enough. Make it weird.

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Thinking back to that time I was dead set on finishing Infinite Jest. Then, two hundred pages in set it on the bookshelf and laughed and laughed.

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Startup Idea: A genealogy app that alerts you which known members of your family tree are complete imbeciles

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You people inspire me! (to drink heavily but still)

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I mistyped empathize as emphasize, and now I've been nominated for the Supreme Court.

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Out of coke zero and coffee creamer, so yes today should be uber productive

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@Tweetfiction I wish! 😉

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My signature move is pushing people away then being like "hey, where'd you go?"

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@Eamon1916 awww Rob 🥺

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@devxvda there's a toilet cubicle? 😕

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@devxvda 😂
Sorry my bad Dr. Nick, I didn't realize you were Irish. I get it now.

@nextleveltye

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I was that girl in the khaki miniskirt dancing with the goths. Not edgy enough for the cool kids, too weird to be mainstream.

Decades later, nothing has changed. Starting over on a new platform just means finding my kind of outsiders.

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@Eamon1916 focus Rob! 😂

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@victor oh hush lol... I was the alternative to alternative 😎

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People find it so cute when dogs perform tricks but then turn around and hate on sluts. Pick a lane.

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Please sir, my fucks. They've flown away.

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Can you block someone on Spotify? Asking for me

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On second thought, I think I can hold it.

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Who called the feminine product brand "Always" instead of "Periodically"?

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@amunizp 😂

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Taking PTO is great... as long as you don't leave home or stop working.

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@ainmosni exactly 💯

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Some change might do me good but a stack of cash would be a whole lot better.

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@nuncio oh, you have some insider info? Do share, please

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