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Stoned_Deva_

@Stoned_Deva_@mas.to

crocs enthusiast, girl mom, cat lady
#ADHD #TeamOrca

https://justmytoots.com/Stoned_Deva_@mas.to

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My score

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Will taking a long lunch to shop for plants cure my depression? Maybe not, but it's worth a try.

Stoned_Deva_,
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My happy place

Joshua's Native Plants

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Some of y'all change instances like you're changing underwear ffs

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Who's up reading the news and losing their mind?

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📷 7:44 PM | 70º F

Stoned_Deva_,
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@DemocracySpot the cloud porn today was magnificent! Wish I'd stopped to snap some pics.

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Use me up, let me down. Rinse and repeat.

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I can already tell that the most productive thing I'll do today is have boobs.

Stoned_Deva_,
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@Skepticat I showered this morning and put on a bra! Who even am I?

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The beautiful Egyptian cotton bedspread I ordered weeks ago and was so looking forward to has been destroyed by my cat on the very first night. It's my fault. I feel like an idiot for thinking I can have nice things.

How's your morning going?

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@the_etrain I know it's not her fault. She's just doing her thing... snagging the shit out of it. 😕

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@mentallyalex or an upholstered headboard 🙃

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Can't wait til Wind Day and Fire Day!

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Went to a different app to still not understand wtf you're saying

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Call from Dad: Hey, I'm at Ulta. What's the name of that lipstick Mom forgot at your place?

Me: It's called "whatever she's paying you, it's not enough."

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How many HDMI cords, allen wrenches, exacto knives, leftover screws & bolts from every piece of furniture you've ever assembled, power cord converters, etc should one person own?

My ADHD brain: The sky's the limit.

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Let's get a box of wine and take the van down to the beach

Stoned_Deva_,
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@BlackenedGreen cool, I'm in.

Stoned_Deva_,
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@BlackenedGreen

Melanie's toes on his glass lol

Stoned_Deva_,
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@BlackenedGreen 💀 and I would've gotten away with it if not for those whippersnappers lol

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Is 47 too late to become the sleeveless shirt guy?

Stoned_Deva_,
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@StefanThinks is 47 too old to become the tank top avi gal?

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@Stoned_Deva_
🔥 new avi!

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@the_etrain yes, I got bored and thought I'd try something new. 🙂

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@the_etrain awww, lol. Send me a selfie and I'll make you cute too. (Before my 7-day trial runs out)

Stoned_Deva_,
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@the_etrain I meant CUTER!

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Happy Selena Day! 💃

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When you work from home, every day is .

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Put myself "out there" so often that I'm now hurdling into space

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