The_KamikaZEN

The_KamikaZEN, 3 months ago to fediverse

Good morning and happy Monday, #Fediverse! Like all predators, Parsley the #cat has evolved camouflage to perfectly blend with its natural surroundings 😹

#MastoCats #FediCats #CatsOfMastodon

The_KamikaZEN, 3 months ago to cooking

Grilled salmon teriyaki with wild rice, salad with mango, pecans and goat cheese, and a Mexican Chardonnay, for lunch. This time it was G’s turn to cook 😉

Gegrillter Lachs Teriyaki mit Wildreis, Salat mit Mango, Pekannüssen und Ziegenkäse und einem mexikanischen Chardonnay zum Mittagessen. Dieses Mal war G's an der Reihe zu kochen 😉

#Cooking #Kochen #HomeCooking #AmateurChef #Hausmannskost

The_KamikaZEN, 3 months ago to cooking

My stovetop is reaching full capacity today 😅

#Cooking #HomeCooking #AmateurChef

The_KamikaZEN, 3 months ago to random

When buying a t-shirt from your friendly instance admin takes simple 10 minutes and trying to buy a gift from a huge department store website takes 45 minutes of frustration and cursing.

Wenn Sie ein T-Shirt von Ihrer freundlichen Instanz kaufen, dauert der Administrator einfach 10 Minuten und der Versuch, ein Geschenk von einer riesigen Kaufhaus-Website zu kaufen, dauert 45 Minuten Frustration und Fluchen.

Angry Inside Out GIF by Disney Pixar

The_KamikaZEN, 3 months ago to fediverse

Guten Morgen #Fediverse! Parsley, die Katze, liegt an diesem neuen #Caturday noch im Bett 😸

#MastoCats #FediCats #CatsOfMastodon

The_KamikaZEN, 3 months ago to fediverse

Good morning and happy pre-Friday, #Fediverse! A nice 7k run to start the day, with a rare appearance of the Iztaccíhautl (sleeping maiden) volcano on the horizon 😁

#Running #Runner #ZenRunner

Apple Fitness screenshot showing my workout stats
Apple Fitness screenshot showing my route and performance graphs
The profile of the Iztaccíhuatl volcano against the early sunrise

The_KamikaZEN, 3 months ago to running

Dear legs:

Thank you for gifting me my fastest 5K ever during yesterday's race.

Also, fork you for reminding me this morning I’m not as young as I used to be.

I still love you anyway.

#Runner #Running #ZenRunner

A photo of a happy runner who doesn’t yet suspect he’ll have to take ibuprofen the next morning

The_KamikaZEN, 3 months ago to running

Tomorrow morning I run and G walks 5k among the trees 😁

#Running #Runner #ZenRunner

General view of the race kit pick up for tomorrow’s 5k

The_KamikaZEN, 3 months ago to running

Help! After a nice morning run and breakfast, now I’m being held (not quite) against my will on a couch. Please send coffee and snacks 😹😅

#Running #Runner #ZenRunner #CatsOfMastodon

Apple Fitness screenshot showing my workout stats
Apple Fitness screenshot showing my route and performance graphs
Parsley the cat sound asleep on my arm

SunDancer, 3 months ago to random German

Moin

The_KamikaZEN, 3 months ago to Cat

A tad late for today’s #Caturday, but here’s Parsley the #cat enjoying a cuddle with G on the couch 😻

#MastoCats #FediCats #CatsOfMastodon

The_KamikaZEN, 3 months ago to random

@Kitty smiles as the smoke clears from the server. With a satisfied snicker they softly sing:

“Snicker snack The air is filled with the smell of charred spam”

Seriously, thanks to all our wonderful admins for bravely swashbuckling the hordes of spam to keep our little corner of the Fediverse safe 😁

@thomas @SunDancer

#KleineKunstKlasse #DrawingForFun

The_KamikaZEN, 4 months ago to Cat

Parsley the #cat celebrating #Caturday the traditional way, basking in the morning sun 😸

#MastoCats #FediCats #CatsOfMastodon

The_KamikaZEN, 4 months ago to running

Early morning 7k and then a piece of birthday cake for breakfast. I mean, I earned it, right? 😅

#Running #Runner #ZenRunner

Apple Fitness screenshot showing my workout stats
Apple Fitness screenshot showing my route and performance graphs
A piece of birthday peach cheesecake

The_KamikaZEN, 4 months ago to random

My work is interesting but very stressful, especially when dealing with uncooperative or frankly useless tech support.

I’m looking at you, HostGator 🤬

Meine Arbeit ist interessant, aber sehr stressig, insbesondere wenn ich mit unkooperativem oder ehrlich gesagt nutzlosem technischen Support zu tun habe.

Ich sehe dich an, HostGator 🤬

#FreelanceLife #Stress

fuck my life bang head GIF

The_KamikaZEN, 4 months ago to Cat

G’s hand has been claimed in the name of the nap army by Parsley the #cat 😸

You should hear him snoring 😹😹😹

#MastoCats #FediCats #CatsOfMastodon

The_KamikaZEN, 4 months ago to fediverse

Good morning, #Fediverse! 6.66k to give a metal jumpstart to the day
🤘🏻😉🤘🏻

#Running #Runner #ZenRunner

Apple Fitness screenshot showing my workout stats
Apple Fitness screenshot showing my route and performance graphs
A dramatic, clear sky, sunrise over Mexico City

The_KamikaZEN, 4 months ago to random

@babe If you’re still accepting suggestions for your clay models, may I present this little fellow?

The_KamikaZEN, 4 months ago to running

Last night, fancy Japanese food, cocktails, and a lot of beer. This morning, 8k among the trees.

Never call someone who’s idea of fun includes training to run 26.2 miles, old. 😉

Gestern Abend gab es schickes japanisches Essen, Cocktails und viel Bier. Heute Morgen 8 km zwischen den Bäumen.

Nennen Sie niemals jemanden, dessen Vorstellung von Spaß darin besteht, zu trainieren, um 26,2 Meilen zu laufen, alt. 😉

#Running #Runner #ZenRunner

A can of Sapporo beer
Photo of a runner on a train under the trees

The_KamikaZEN, 4 months ago to cooking

A story in three acts

Eine Geschichte in drei Akten

Una historia en tres actos

🔪👨🏻‍🍳🍲

#Cooking #Kochen #Cocinar #AmateurChef #BonApetit

Asian style stir fry in a cast iron wok
A bowl of Asian style stir fry

The_KamikaZEN, 4 months ago to running

Another week, another Sunday 10k. Even if it’s not a real forest, running among the trees is still my favorite thing 😁

Eine weitere Woche, ein weiterer Sonntag 10k. Auch wenn es kein richtiger Wald ist, ist das Laufen zwischen den Bäumen immer noch meine Lieblingsbeschäftigung 😁

#Running #Runner #ZenRunner #Läuft #Läufer #ZenLäufer

The_KamikaZEN, 4 months ago to Cat

Happy #Caturday from Parsley the #cat, who’s once again faced me with that ages-old dilemma. How do you get up from the couch to do anything without disturbing a cat who just fell asleep against your leg? 🤔😹

#MastoCats #FediCats #CatsOfMastodon

The_KamikaZEN, 4 months ago to random

Lunch today was delicious 😋

A plate of fish and chips with salad