Wilbur72

Wilbur72, 12 hours ago to random

I’m sitting in the family room with my two teens. One is doing schoolwork and the other is reading a book. Neither are on their phone.

What in the name of everything holy is going on ?!?!? 🙀

Wilbur72, 5 days ago to random

New retirement plan for my wife:

Part 1: Take out massive life insurance policy on myself

Part 2: Claim to be Boeing whistleblower

Wilbur72, 8 days ago to random

My doctor said a banana a day would help clean my colon.

Apparently I was supposed to eat them.

Wilbur72, 9 days ago to random

There are some days that I just really don’t feel like working.

They’re called weekdays.

Wilbur72, 21 days ago to random

Letting my $9, 1.5L bottle of 🍷 breathe so it reaches its full bouquet

Wilbur72, 1 month ago to random

The remote is like 5 feet away so apparently I won’t be watching tv tonight

Wilbur72, 1 month ago to random

There are times when I just need someone to give me a hug and five million dollars

Wilbur72, 1 month ago to random

Well, now that the sun-moon thingy is over, what will we talk about?.

Wilbur72, 1 month ago to random

Hey guys, I’m not 💯 sure but I think there might be an eclipse happening soon.

Wilbur72, 1 month ago to random

I get the same enthusiastic response from my dog whether I was out of the house for 15 minutes or 15 days.

Wilbur72, 1 month ago to random

I’ll drink to that 🍻

Wilbur72, 1 month ago to random

So sad, too bad

lisamelton, 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago) to opensource

March 31 was already significant to me because that's the day in 1998 when I helped #Netscape Navigator become #OpenSource.

Now this day has a whole new meaning for me as a #transgender woman. And it's my first #TransDayOfVisibility that I celebrate publicly since coming out to everyone on June 21 of last year.

To all my #trans siblings, I see you. Even if complete visibility isn't possible for you right now. You still matter. You're still loved. And you're still trans. Never doubt that. 🏳️‍⚧️🫂💖

Wilbur72, 1 month ago to random

Just checked my Powerball tickets, no Easter miracles over here.

Wilbur72, 1 month ago to random

I’d have to change my name

Wilbur72, 1 month ago to random

Don’t take a 1-legged man to IHOP, that’s just wrong

Wilbur72, 1 month ago to random

As far as I can tell the NSA is the only government unit that truly listens to people.

Skepticat, 2 months ago to random

I've had a day...

Wilbur72, 2 months ago to random

Today’s mood

Wilbur72, 2 months ago to random

Make
America
Get
Anxiety

Wilbur72, 2 months ago to random

I wouldn’t even notice if Tik Tok disappeared

Wilbur72, 2 months ago to random

Sure…”self inflicted” 😉

Wilbur72, 2 months ago to random

My 18 yo son spoke in front of 1st graders this morning and at the end one of the little girls gave him this note.

Wilbur72, 2 months ago to random

I’m not a morning person

Or an afternoon or evening person

Wilbur72, 2 months ago to random

Lizzy is a little clingy this morning