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Wen, to UKpolitics
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Braverman urges Tories to embrace Nigel Farage

http://archive.today/2024.06.09-204525/https://www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/article/suella-braverman-urges-tories-to-embrace-nigel-farage-0ggdnr2ql (archived)

#Braverman has urged the Conservatives to embrace Nigel #Farage, as senior Tories begin discussing the future of the party in the wake of a torrid few days for Rishi #Sunak.
The former home secretary said that it was time to “unite the right” and that there was “not much difference” between Farage’s policies and the Tories’.

Truss then Farage - she will never learn.

#UkPolitics #Facism #Reform

anathema_device,
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@Wen 🤮

anathema_device, to random
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Dr Michael Mosley obituary | Michael Mosley | The Guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2024/jun/09/dr-michael-mosley-obituary

anathema_device,
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Live your life so when you die, people mourn as deeply and lovingly as they are doing for Michael Mosley 💔

NanoRaptor, to random
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In awe of the size of this aesthetic. Absolute unit.

anathema_device,
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shekinahcancook, to spiders
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Spider trifecta complete. If you see one of these, might I suggest grabbing something with a loooooooong handle.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/joro-spiders-new-york-giant-venomous-spiders-spread-east-coast/

anathema_device,
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@shekinahcancook They eat spotted lantern flies and cockoaches, so you might want to be nice to them, actually

researchbuzz, to random
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One of the nurses came in to check on Granny while I was visiting. She stood by the bed and said "Hello, Miss Olivia!"

Granny looked up and smiled at her and said, "Hello! Thank you! You're so kind and nice."

"Thank you!" the nurse said.

"And you have such pretty teeth!" Granny said.

"What a nice thing to say!" the nurse replied.

Granny nodded and continued sweetly, "Are they youuurrrrrssss?"

I about died

anathema_device,
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@researchbuzz omigod 😹

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18+ Andrea, to random
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I've had the sniffles on and off for a few days. Not even bad enough to think it's a cold. Today was worse, but still no other symptoms.

I've assumed hay fever. But I didn't want to be one of those people, so I just took a test. Yep, negative.

18+ anathema_device,
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@Andrea 👍

funnymonkey, to random
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Not all heroes wear capes.

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Wen, to random
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Nigel Farage has drink thrown over him as he launches campaign in Clacton – UK general election live

New Reform UK leader launches campaign to finally win Westminster seat in front of large crowds but faces protests from some

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2024/jun/04/general-election-nigel-farage-conservatives-labour-rishi-sunak-keir-starmer-uk-politics-latest

Get with it folks, we’ll matured milk shakes will send him off.

Yrs

A. Scot

anathema_device,
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@Wen 👍

HipPriest, to Cats
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Willow is definitely my cat recently. Follows me everywhere. Now she's knackered.

(Other cats are in the doghouse for bringing in a dead bird and shitting in the bath)

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@HipPriest ❤️

TalktoBeverley, to asd
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anathema_device,
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anathema_device, to random
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You're completely wrong, albo

Pro-Palestine protests targeting MPs’ electorate offices ‘have no place in a democracy’, Albanese says | Australia news | The Guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/article/2024/jun/04/pro-palestine-protests-targeting-mps-electorate-offices-have-no-place-in-a-democracy-albanese-says

anathema_device,
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@TalktoBeverley yes😠

frogglin, to random
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Oops, someone put honey coated cashews in my shopping basket.

anathema_device,
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@frogglin Naughty someone 😄

RHW, to random
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anathema_device,
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@RHW 🤮

bkahn, to random
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I have it on good authority that ivermectin cures tiny hands.

Also I am starting a company that will produce a new drug called Micevermectin. It will cure mice infected with Covid. While it will certainly NOT be marketed as a Covid cure for humans, infamous people with orange skin and tiny hands may want to perform their own informal human trials with it and let us know if it's the next big thing.

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@bkahn 👍😀

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