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apicultor

@apicultor@hachyderm.io

In a sense, I am a beekeeper, hence the username.

I work in the rail industry trying to secure all the things: tons of legacy infrastructure which is now being networked.

Never forget: there is no cloud, there is only other people's computers.

I break shit for fun. Sometimes I even fix it afterwards!

They say that "life is what happens while we're busy making other plans", and they're right; tot i que la vida m'ha allunyat de Catalunya, tinc moltes ganes de tornar a casa.

Geek. Aspie. Poly.

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theautisticcoach, to actuallyautistic

The French State under Emmanuel Macron unveiled its new “plan” regarding and other humans yesterday.

More of the same. That is to say, NOTHING.

A huge 5 year plan about US, without any consultation, whatsoever, with US.

Anyone who knows the French State knows the HUNDREDS, if not THOUSANDS of hours that went into useless meetings to create this plan. The involvement of THOUSANDS of bureaucrats and “consultants”.

Yet, the result is more ableism. More silencing of autistic voices. More oppression.

Where did the 500M+ euros go for the LAST 5 year plan? Nowhere. Into the hands of private companies who seek to profit via the oppression of autistic bodies.

Where will the 600M+ go now?

Shameful.

The Republic has actual autistic advocates and experts living just steps from the Élysée Palace. Organizations that fight for our rights like
@CLE_Autistes
. None of us were consulted.

Who was consulted? Parents groups. Autism groups led and run by non-autistic people. Companies which exist to earn money from the State and autistic people on our backs and commodifying our bodies.

According to the “new and groundbreaking” plan, autistic adults will receive free support groups (weren’t we already meant to be getting support groups under the last plan?). Said groups are led by non-autistic people who actively promote the pathology paradigm of autism, which is rejected by the vast majority of autistic adults. Not an improvement.

It will allow certain autistic adults currently institutionalized to live outside and go work. Cute. As if that is a progressive idea!

What about support for those of us who want a career? A meaningful one? What about support for those of us who cannot work but also do not want to be institutionalized and removed from society, our friends, and families?

What about support for those of us who do work with need help with day to day things? What about support during autistic burnout?

Nothing.

Oh, and the Marianne eugenics project continues on!

France continues to show itself to be unserious and performative when it comes to the civil and human rights of autistic people. Our humanity today, as yesterday, has been denied by those who purport to support us.

Shameful and disgraceful.

@actuallyautistic @disabilityjustice

https://informations.handicap.fr/a-strategie-tnd-2023-2027-enfin-devoilee-tous-mesures-35859.php

apicultor,
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@theautisticcoach @actuallyautistic @disabilityjustice >Oh, and the Marianne eugenics project continues on!

Could you kindly clarify your use of such a loaded term?

Tutanota, to random
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    @Tutanota Instead of asking your users to verify connectivity, you should be doing so yourself, ideally on an automated basis.

    May I suggest RIPE Atlas?
    https://atlas.ripe.net/

    If you set up an account there, PM me with the email address you used and I'll arrange for a few million credits to be donated to you to get you started.

    toplesstopics, to random
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    Not frustrating at all that I have more accounts that hate-follow me on mainstream social media to leave nasty comments on my post than genuine supporters who say anything at all.

    apicultor,
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    @toplesstopics Given how shitty and toxic mainstream social media is, perhaps this shouldn't come as a surprise.

    It doesn't say anything about you, Cleo — rather, it says lots about them. ❤

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    apicultor,
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    @0x00string This is beautiful. Thank you for sharing it with us! ❤

    apicultor, to Cybersecurity
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    The third annual ERA/ENISA conference is underway in sunny Athens. Your correspondent is attending in person.

    Fingers crossed that UNIFE doesn't get their way! 🤞🏼

    https://www.era.europa.eu/content/3rd-era-enisa-conference-cybersecurity-railways

    (Pictures courtesy of ERA.)

    So many people. Sold out with a waiting list!
    ERA/ENISA Collaboration

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    Update: Very glad to be able to report that the UNIFE speaker received a chilly reception from many in the crowd re their bullshit position that the Cyber Resiliency Act should not apply in rail, with special resistance to mandatory supply of patches:

    https://www.unife.org/news/joint-statement-raising-concerns-on-unpatched-vulnerability-reporting-in-the-cyber-resilience-act/

    Their position seems to not have evolved whatsoever since their position paper from September 2021:

    https://www.unife.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/UNIFE-Cybersecurity-position-paper.pdf

    @jon @PGLux

    apicultor,
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    @Heuvinck @jon @PGLux Hi Laura,

    As a security professional I can confidently say that UNIFE's position is the antithesis of security. Instead, vulnerabilities should be shared under embargo with a vetted group with the need to know. A fixed expiry date attached to the embargo is crucial to prevent foot-dragging (or outright sweeping-under-the-rug), at which time it is made public. In IT this is generally 90 days, occasionally extended to 180+. It might have to start at 180 for OT.

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    @0x00string wut

    protonvpn, to random
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    When we released our new Linux app out of beta, we said we’d quickly follow up with adding Secure Core. We’re happy to announce it’s now available.

    Community feedback is critical – so make sure to leave your thoughts below.

    Find out more here: https://protonvpn.com/blog/vpn-linux-app/

    apicultor,
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    @protonvpn @Em0nM4stodon Unfortunately, Proton's links to Tesonet (a data mining company) eliminate Proton from consideration (or recommendation) for myself and many people I know.

    @mullvadnet || GTFO.

    rbidou, to random French

    Hacking Google Bard - From Prompt Injection to Data Exfiltration
    https://bit.ly/463ecxf

    apicultor,
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    @rbidou There's no need for URL shorteners on Mastodon, as all URLs count as a fixed number of characters regardless of length.

    Transparency is best! That URL is:

    https://embracethered.com/blog/posts/2023/google-bard-data-exfiltration/

    gsuberland, to random
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    made pork loin, roast potatoes, roast parsnips, tenderstem broccoli, and carrots and onions cooked in the meat juices. roast seasoned with fresh sage, thyme, rosemary, and flaky salt. super good. now I'm in a food coma.

    apicultor,
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    @gsuberland Oh wow. I'll be right over. 🤤

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    @0x00string >i dont want to have a personal trainer, i want like... i personal trainer consultant

    Y'know, now that you mention it, personal trainers ARE consultants: they tell you what needs to be done and how to best go about it, but they don't do any of the actual work.

    gsuberland, to random
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    just checked a major review site and not a single smart TV was released in the past two years without integrated ads that you can't opt out from or disable. that's depressing.

    apicultor,
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    @gsuberland advice

    arstechnica, to random
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    Google is moving Shopping List and other notes into one app to worry about, Keep

    It's technically a reversal of a bizarre, annoying move they made in 2017.

    https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/11/google-is-moving-shopping-list-and-other-notes-into-one-app-to-worry-about-keep/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

    apicultor,
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    @arstechnica Hey Glooglel

    jon, to random
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    Write a piece about night trains

    Dozens of answers across different social networks “what you write won’t work for this or that reason”

    All right. But how are you going to put right the problem you raise?

    Part of the mess with the rail industry in general is this mindset. There’s always a technical reason something is impossible. And too few people who want to overcome those hurdles

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    @jon >Part of the mess with the rail industry in general is this mindset. There’s always a technical reason something is impossible. And too few people who want to overcome those hurdles

    Please tell this to my boss. 😭

    mullvadnet, to random
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    EU Digital Identity framework (eIDAS) another ?

    https://mullvad.net/blog/2023/11/2/eu-digital-identity-framework-eidas-another-kind-of-chat-control/

    apicultor,
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    @mullvadnet Did you accidentally some words?

    >2. Articles 45 and 45a stipulate that web browsers must recognise a new form of certificate issued by any EU state has , potentially compromising the encryption and most of all trust and overall security of the web.

    apicultor,
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    @mullvadnet I've heard this song before...

    https://pkic.org/2014/07/24/in-the-wake-of-unauthorized-certificate-issuance-by-the-indian-ca-nic-can-government-cas-still-be-considered-trusted-third-parties/

    mattblaze, to photography
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    Pipes, Treasure Island, San Francisco, CA. 2007.

    All the pixels at https://www.flickr.com/photos/mattblaze/2115767503

    apicultor,
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    @mattblaze I first became acquainted with your name when I came across your paper on rights amplification in locks many many moons ago. I find these contributions of yours fascinating too! Keep them coming!

    stux, to random
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    Fun little bugs :blobcatgiggle:

    3D model of "me" looking at the camera at all times in React Three

    apicultor,
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    @stux Chiropractors LOVE this one weird trick!

    autism101, to actuallyautistic
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    Autism and Sensory Issues:

    Our microwave oven is a sensory nightmare for me. I always try to stop it before it reaches zero and begins beeping. I get extremely anxious over this.

    What do you avoid?


    @actuallyautistic

    apicultor,
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    @autism101 @actuallyautistic You've got good taste; IMHO Panasonic makes the best microwaves.

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    @RM_Transit Reece, my man, please send this to your contacts at the RATP. 😭

    apicultor,
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    @RM_Transit Spending more than a few days in Paris (using other than lines 1 and 14) will disabuse you of that notion.

    jon, to random
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    Post removed.

    People think that I put eye emojis over my real eyes, and a lips emoji over my lips, made the ID card pic I posted look racist.

    Wasn't my intention. I just wanted to obscure the official pic the German state has of me.

    But OK, I accept people interpret it that way, so the post is deleted.

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    @jon That sucks. I'm sorry.

    Nice ID. I hope to have my own at some point.

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    @aguleb @jon I think it was just the lighting in the photo.

    apicultor,
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    @jon @aguleb As I suspected!

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