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weatherwest, to random
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Hello, Mastodon followers! After a hiatus, I am going to be reverting to my older (original) Mastodon account ( mastodon.social/@weatherwest ). I am still working hard to find a solution to the considerable challenges and time commitments surrounding posting to 5+ separate social media accounts manually, but I may have found at least a partial solution (via Fedica) that should prevent the "garbled and truncated" post issue I previously could not resolve via IFTTT. Let's see how this goes!

darwinwoodka,
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@weatherwest ty!

GottaLaff, to Ohio
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Via Ron Filipkowski:

#Ohio Sect of St just sent a letter to the Chair of the OH Dem Party that he will exclude #Biden from the OH ballot since the DNC convention is after their arbitrary deadline. OH extended the deadline for Repubs in 2012 & 2020, but refuses to do it now. Story.

https://meidasnews.com/news/ohio-moving-to-exclude-biden-from-ballot

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff sure he will

darwinwoodka, to random
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STOP. WATCHING. FOX NEWS. THEY LIE.

Fucking uniformed Americans. Quit being stupid, dammit!

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/22/poll-economy-recession-biden

ai6yr, to Guns
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Numerous American tourists facing up to 12 years in prison each for bringing ammo to the Turks and Caicos https://abc7news.com/post/tyler-wenrich-american-arrested-turks-caicos-pleads-guilty/14853425/?ex_cid=TA_KGO_TW&utm_campaign=mastodon&utm_medium=mastodon&utm_source=mastodon

darwinwoodka,
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@nikatjef @ai6yr usually the ammo is just left in the bag and they've forgotten about it somehow, they claim. I don't get it either.

GottaLaff, to random
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’s Republican governor, Henry McMaster, signed a bill on Tuesday that bars health professionals from performing gender-transition surgeries, prescribing puberty blocking drugs and overseeing hormone treatments for patients under 18. The state now joins about two dozen others that have passed laws restricting or banning what doctors call gender-affirming care for minors. (1/2)

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff fuck this fascist bullshit

realTuckFrumper, to random
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Why the Polls Are Garbage https://politizoom.com/why-the-polls-are-garbage/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

darwinwoodka,
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@realTuckFrumper uh huh

realTuckFrumper, to random
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'That's not what's going on': CNN cuts off Trump speech for fact-check https://www.rawstory.com/trump-trial-statement-fact-check/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

darwinwoodka,
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@realTuckFrumper so where the fuck was this approach seven years ago

stfn, to random
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My new watch just arrived! It's not smart, but it's the smartest. No notifications, no apps, no hacking target, will work for decades.

darwinwoodka,
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@stfn

Bought my hubs a nice Seiko dive watch for our 2nd anniversary, 38 years ago.

He still wears it, has it serviced once in a while, runs great.

Meanwhile I've been through ten fitbits since they started in 2007.

Yeah.

I mean he does have seven other watches too, but -- they all still work.

darwinwoodka,
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@stfn the current one will be my last. They've been crap since Google bought them out.

darwinwoodka,
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@stfn no idea yet. It will not be "smart" though!

JoshuaHolland, to Israel
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I wonder what’s happening these days in the only democracy in the Middle East.

“Israeli officials seized a camera and broadcasting equipment belonging to The Associated Press in southern on Tuesday, accusing the news organization of violating a new media law by providing images to Al Jazeera.”

Oh.


https://apnews.com/article/live-transmission-israel-associated-press-57e8f662907334ba3599156276381190

darwinwoodka,
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@JoshuaHolland hhhmmmm, fascism?

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Emptywheel:

Aw
@DonaldJTrumpJr
, are you saying Daddy lied when he promised all his rubes he WAS going to testify?

Hugo Lowell:

New: Outside the courthouse, Don Jr attacked a question about why Trump didn’t testify in his own defense: “Why would you justify this insanity? You don’t subject yourself to that. You’re going in a kangaroo court, nothing more nothing less.“

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL I mean Trump would more easily explode than tell the truth about anything

GottaLaff, to legal
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#TrumpTrial 🧵starts HERE. #Trump #legal

Plz remember to use NFL (Not For Laffy, no hashtag) so I can ignore those replies while live-posting. TY!

1/...Tyler McBrien:

Trey Gowdy again...

Per Trump's campaign, this is today's Greek chrous: Don Trump, Jr., Matt Whitaker, Pam Bondi, Sen. Eric Schmitt, Rep. Daniel Webster, Rep. Dan Meuser, Rep. Ronny Jackson, Rep. Troy Nehls, Rep. Dale Strong, Rep. Maria Salazar, Sebastian Gorka, Chuck Zito, Joe Piscopo, Bill White

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL no, he spoke out to tamper with the jury, not Cohen

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL Well that was a waste of $4 million, Trump. Might still get off but these clowns didn't help you a bit. I guess Blanche appreciates his new house though!

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL told you Costello would be fun! Total mistake to call him to the stand, Blanche is a clown.

indivisibleteam, to random
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During a break in his criminal trial, Trump posted a campaign video that uses messaging from Nazi Germany.

The only way we can stop this wannabe dictator from returning to power is organizing to defeat him: https://act.indivisible.org/survey/majority_over_maga_signup?source=mastodon&medium=directpost

darwinwoodka,
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@indivisibleteam

Your campaign is responsible for what it posts, even if you blame a "junior staffer". Bit tired of the GOP blaming the wives and "junior staffers" for their fascism.

GottaLaff, to legal
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NEW 🧵starts HERE.

Plz remember to use NFL (Not For Laffy, no hashtag) so I can ignore those replies while live-posting. TY!

1/... Tyler McBrien:

It's 2:09 p.m., Trump walks in with his defense team in tow.

Alan Dershowitz is still here as well.

All five members of the prosecution are already seated.

darwinwoodka, (edited )
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@GottaLaff NFL and Costello has already attempted jury tampering last week

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL AFTER his attempted jury tampering in fact

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/robert-costello-michael-cohen-jury-tampering-b2546192.html

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL remember, you're under oath, BOB

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL JAIL JAIL JAIL!!! ;^)

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL like I said, FUN

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL JAIL JAIL JAIL!!! '^)

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff NFL I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!

darwinwoodka,
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@GottaLaff

Jay has the goods:
https://statuskuo.substack.com/p/how-to-blow-your-defense?r=1zr8b&triedRedirect=true

He blasted Costello, declaring, “I’m putting you on notice that your conduct is contemptuous. If you try to stare me down one more time I will remove you from the stand.” Addressing the defense lawyers, he added, “I will strike his entire testimony, do you understand me?”

When Costello asked, “Can I say something?” Merchan replied, “No, no, this is not a conversation.”

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