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funny, 1 month ago to random

When im chillin and i suddenly get hit by the greenscreen that erases 10 years of my memory: I don't remember... hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?

funny, 2 months ago to random

A raccoon crawling out of a toilet. Good morning!

funny, 2 months ago to random

Marine biologists on their way to work, driving their car into the ocean

funny, 2 months ago to random

Crazy neighbor mines ring camera. He walks up with a hammer and mines the camera off the wall until it falls off and he picks it up.

funny, 3 months ago to random

February once every four years: What I will ask you though is can you give me one more day? I'm not asking you for a week, I'm not asking you for a month, I'm not asking you for a year. Can you give me one more day?

funny, 3 months ago to random

2 people driving. The driver says "I can't believe they named our galaxy after a candy bar" "No lol other way" She then very carefully turns the bus around the other way on a thin bridge of road. "Kit kat woulda been a cuter name."

funny, 3 months ago to random

A college lecture hall. Teacher banned laptops so my mans got real petty. Brought a typewriter into the lecture and loudly clacking away writing notes, a bell dinging after reaching the end. The teacher is not amused.

funny, 3 months ago to random

Michael Jackson if he was a good singer: Dancing and performing his magnum opus, Skibidi Toilet Song

funny, 4 months ago to random

Did you know that Bill Gates isn't an actual gate made up of bills?

funny, 4 months ago to random

funny, 4 months ago to random

Mark Zuckerberg has escaped containment! He is walking down the halls and zapping our guards!

funny, 4 months ago to random

funny, 4 months ago to random

funny, 4 months ago to random

Me when I see a random dog on the streets: Giving them lots of pets and love and appreciation!

funny, 4 months ago to random

How to pour lemonade all over your car tutorial: Pour a big jug of lemonade all over your car

funny, 4 months ago to random

funny, 4 months ago to random

Lighting a large cube of TNT on Minecraft on a phone. It restarts into the Samsung recovery mode after it explodes. Now I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds.

funny, 4 months ago to random

funny, 4 months ago to random

Happy new year mastodon

Team Fortress 2 soldiers dancing, celebrating 12 months wasted doing nothing!

funny, 4 months ago to random

Picture of Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson Some guy next to the picture says "Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson! I'm a huge fan!" Some other guy interrupts and says "No! I'm a huge fan". He turns into a fan. What the fuck?

funny, 4 months ago to random

funny, 4 months ago to random

funny, 5 months ago to random

funny, 5 months ago to random

"Yo bro can you toss me my water bottle" LAUNCHES AN OBJECT AT SUPER SPEEDS, HURTLING TOWARDS YOU AND THROWING YOU TO THE WALL!

funny, 5 months ago to random

TikTok of a person doing a fit check in an art museum, walking back from their camera and posing. Someone else looking really chill wearing a cool sunglasses walks up and shows a spongebob fish on his phone to the camera. He's chill