horrowfide

horrowfide, 4 months ago

Harold Potter and the Disappointing Wetherspoons Breakfast.

horrowfide, 4 months ago

Harold Potter and the Toilet of Doom.

horrowfide, 4 months ago

Harold Potter and the Bepis of Curiosity.

horrowfide, 4 months ago

Harold Potter and the Magical Minge.

horrowfide, 4 months ago

Harold Potter and the Witch's Mysterious Clunge.

horrowfide, 4 months ago

Eggs are quite curious though tbf.

horrowfide, 4 months ago

The world would probably be a better place if humans had to lay eggs. There'd be no need for abortion laws, you could just put it in the bin and forget about it.

horrowfide, 5 months ago

@CosmicTrigger
A kid is what it's parents make it, if there's no Nazi parents there's no Nazi kids..!

horrowfide, 7 months ago

@redrummy We don't need Lance Ulanoff and William Shatner here...

horrowfide, 7 months ago

@fzer0 @redrummy
He's a tech reporter guy and it's a good thing he doesn't like this website because he's a prick.

horrowfide, 7 months ago

@redrummy
I seem to remember that the gist of the whole piece was "I can't be arsed to get used to a new social media platform"

horrowfide, 8 months ago

@erosdiscordia I'll take that!

horrowfide, 8 months ago

@floppyplopper @passenger @stavvers @alex
13 toilets...

horrowfide, 8 months ago

@passenger @stavvers @alex
Nine toilets!

horrowfide, 8 months ago

@alex Five toilets!

horrowfide, 8 months ago

@stavvers @alex
Seven toilets!

horrowfide, 8 months ago

@passenger get involved!

horrowfide, 10 months ago

@lanodan
homeless man: i'm hungry, can i have a coupla bucks for some food please batman?

batman: no, but i will allow you to gaze upon my very expensive batmobile, and be grateful that i managed to outwit a man who thinks he is a penguin.