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horrowfide, to random
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farted so hard i time travelled back to dallas 1963 and my dick flew off and hit john f kennedy in the head.

annika,
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@horrowfide i think they based a whole season of Umbrella Academy on this

horrowfide, to random
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farted so hard my dick flew around the whole world and went up my own ass.

fifeplaguedoc,

@horrowfide Wait, it grew back?

fifeplaguedoc,

@horrowfide This you?

horrowfide, to lotr
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Are there any Lord of the Rings book collectors out there?
I've got this 2001 Cannes Film Festival edition here - very good condition, immaculate spine, slightly foxed but that's consistent with age. A very rare, holy grail of a book for Tolkien book collector nerds, I'll take £125 for it because i need the money.
i wanted the mastodon folks to have first refusal on it, otherwise it's getting auctioned on ebay next week. 🤷‍♂️
hmu if you want it.

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horrowfide, to random
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akira kurosawa's three amigos.

geekyonion,

@horrowfide A plethora of samurai.

horrowfide, to random
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i really like this picture of sheep sniffing a cat.

lathamgreen,
horrowfide, to random
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if sheep were an electro band being interviewed by the NME in the late 90s.

horrowfide, to random
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why not spit on a tesla today? it's good to treat yourself now and again! 😊❤️

horrowfide, to random
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Wile 'Entertainment' Coyote.

horrowfide, to random
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the best news about the coronation is that charles is really old and he'll probably die soon anyway, and then everyone get another couple of mondays off work.

ainmosni,
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@horrowfide @doot But that means more royals news and discourse...

horrowfide, to random
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proud to live in a city that's home to the most brutalist five guys on earth.

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horrowfide, to random
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farted so hard my dick flew off and killed a buffalo 4,000 miles away.

horrowfide,
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it'll grow back...

horrowfide,
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roaming north america and trying to find my dick that i farted off...

horrowfide, to random
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sisyphus, but he's jerking off for eternity and never cums.

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