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hungry_joe

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Be the strange you want to see in the world.

Sex, tech, and sextech. I'm Stu Nugent. Remember me? That guy who says stupid shit about sex toys literally all the time?

https://linktr.ee/stunugent

He/him

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what the smoking hell are 24 karat gold sexual wellness ear seeds, i'm tired bro

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pretty amazing they found a guy to play wolverine called huge jacked man, what are the chances

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I got my nob stuck in a toaster, here's what it taught me about B2B sales

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i ALWAYS dress for the runway. (The airport runway.)

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professional mirror-cleaner is a job i can really see myself doing

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Sargasm, noun: when you cum... ironically.

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Professional request:

I'm looking for a kinky cellist/violinist willing to play background music in full fetish gear for 100 people at a corporate event in Berlin on May 30. Paid, naturally.

Pleas share :)

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ask not for whom the butt plugs, it plugs for thee

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listen son, you see, sex is a lot like chess. i don't know how to play it

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Hey, professional request:

I'm looking for a Berlin-based burlesque or cabaret performer(s) who have an act that features phones or social media in some way. End of May, in Berlin.

Please share & RT far and wide, this account doesn't get much reach.

Thanks!

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ohmygodohmygodohmygod im so excited

so I found this rare Leica at a flea market. Absolutely gorgeous, feels great, works perfectly.

BUT

it only takes film that's been out of production for quarter of a century.

Guess what though...

i found an analogue camera shop willing to have a crack at developing it.

AND IT LIVES.

Well, i kinda lives. This film is in a terrible state, close to unusable, but the fact that we got anything out of it at all is close to a miracle.

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@ratkins I bought some from a camera shop in kottbusserstrasse. If you see any more, let me know

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gf asked me why i was nervous during sex. i told her i was worried someone was listening. she laughed, i laughed, the Alexa laughed.

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noam chomsky is outliving the shit out of henry kissinger huh

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everyone in this cafe: look at him running his own business from his laptop, must be a real high achiever

me:

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spent maybe too much time today trying to make the word FUCK hover in the air in my office. im 39 and i have a whole job and stuff i promise

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I did a dramatic reading of a comment on @girlonthenet's excellent post about incels from a couple of years back. https://youtu.be/vqDrV4XQuQo

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wait so you're telling me it's NOT called a tellingphone? EVEN THOUGH IT'S FOR TELLING PEOPLE THINGS?

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looking for investors for my mom & pop dildo store

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this orgy could have been a sext

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[last supper]

jesus: hey judas, pass me the buttfor

apostles snigger

judas: what's a buttfor?

jesus: FOR POOPING, DICKHEAD HAHAHA

judas: [under his breath] i'll get you for this

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I do dramatic readings of incel reddit posts now. They do well on tik tok, so someone might enjoy them here too :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cTXbdb04Jo

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@girlonthenet Hey thanks, and if you have other favourites you'd like to share, I'd be happy to do a series of these. They're fun to make, and they help redpill culture look ridiculous. Everyone's a winner.

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@girlonthenet Oh my, thank you for these. That one in your comments is kind of stunning. Very representative. I'll have a crack at these soon.

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