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hungry_joe, to random
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Well shit, I just got myself banned from the EU for a year. That's a bit of a quandry, what with me living and running a business there.

hungry_joe,
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@monsoonrains A lost passport revealed my lackadaisical approach to bureaucracy. I got refused entry into Romania from Hungry. Right mess.

monsoonrains,
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@hungry_joe Dammmm.

hungry_joe, to random
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Just in case you think Berlin must be such a cool, chill place to live, yesterday the owner of a balloon shop yelled at me because I wanted too much helium

jasuu,
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@monsoonrains @hungry_joe I believe it's called negging. Germans have a funny way of flirting

monsoonrains,
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@jasuu @hungry_joe I'm surprised they even flirt.

"Hallo. Was machst du beruflich?"

🤣

hungry_joe, to random
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Cum Pilot

nblr,
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@hungry_joe Arguably cooler name than "shit janitor".

ratkins,
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@hungry_joe Gulp mechanic

hungry_joe, to random
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i literally can't open ANY social media in public. THIS IS MY LINKEDIN

hungry_joe,
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@monsoonrains Absolutely you can! https://www.linkedin.com/in/stu-nugent-48971b31/

monsoonrains,
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@hungry_joe Just sent you a connection. Name is Liam Hennessy 😁

hungry_joe, to random
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dr: what are your symptoms

me: I have life-threatening brain frog

dr: you mean brain fog?

brain frog: holds up a polaroid of my family and draws its finger across its throat

me: yes, fog

hungry_joe, to random
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a new app exactly like tik tok but for porn called CLICK, BATE

ratkins,
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@hungry_joe Shitposts that could be funded for $100MM if you had the right people in the room…

hungry_joe, to random
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THERE ARE TOO MANY FONTS there i said it

ratkins,
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@hungry_joe There are too many awful fonts.

hungry_joe, to random
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the word threshold should definitely be spelled threshhold but im very glad it isnt, does this make sense

hungry_joe, to random
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what the smoking hell are 24 karat gold sexual wellness ear seeds, i'm tired bro

ratkins,
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@hungry_joe This is the same website that would sell you jade eggs to shove up your clacker.

hungry_joe, to random
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pretty amazing they found a guy to play wolverine called huge jacked man, what are the chances

hungry_joe, to random
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I got my nob stuck in a toaster, here's what it taught me about B2B sales

WorkWithKirk,
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@hungry_joe Sir, this is an Arby's, not LinkedIn.

hungry_joe, to random
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i ALWAYS dress for the runway. (The airport runway.)

nblr,
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@hungry_joe Alright!

hungry_joe, to random
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professional mirror-cleaner is a job i can really see myself doing

ratkins,
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@hungry_joe I liked this just so I could un-like it straight after.

hungry_joe, to random
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Sargasm, noun: when you cum... ironically.

thisismissem,
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@hungry_joe that sounds like a weird very 2000s way to have a ruin..

hungry_joe, to random
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Professional request:

I'm looking for a kinky cellist/violinist willing to play background music in full fetish gear for 100 people at a corporate event in Berlin on May 30. Paid, naturally.

Pleas share :)

ascherbaum,
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@hungry_joe that comma is so important! ;-)

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